Monday, August 20, 2012 // Woot
Quick question: according to the features, this Soundbar Speaker with Wireless Subwoofer’s virtual surround sound produces “true-to-life” audio… but what if I don’t want to hear all the stuff I already hear in real life? What if I want to hear something different? Like, what if I want to hear, “nobody’s mad at you for […]
Sunday, August 19, 2012 // Woot
We walk around, wearing our backpacks or our football pads, totally taking our shoulders for granted. But did you know there are devices out there that have never had the benefit of shoulders? That’s right: iPhones and iPod touches can go their whole lives without the joint structure made up of the clavicle, scapula, and […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Uoy wonk woh ralupop cisum si lluf fo neddih segassem nehw uoy netsil ot ti sdrawkcab? Ekil woh emos Neeuq sgnos niatnoc terces orp-gurd segassem. Ro fi uoy yalp Tnaegres Reppep sdrawkcab, ti slaever eht elohw “Nhoj si daed” ycaripsnoc. Llew, fi uoy’er otni taht dnik fo gniht neht eseht Hcspilk Ygrene Aidemitlum Srekaeps era […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
“Jerry, honey, I’m home. And I’ve got some great news. We’re gonna have a Quintet!” “Oh my God! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I had that vasectomy last year. I didn’t think it was possible!” “No Jerry, that’s not …” “You know what? It doesn’t even matter. If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be. […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, July 22, 2012 // Woot
It’s a Sunday morning and you get a call. You’re needed in the office. No one else will be there, and yet, you’ll be expected to uphold to the normal standards of professionalism and quality. No shorts. No sneakers. You’ll have to wear a tie. And no music allowed… unless it’s blastin’ out of an […]
Monday, July 9, 2012 // Woot
“Preston, I’m so happy you finally got the Klipsch speaker system you always wanted. It looks great how you’ve got it installed here in your den. And listen, I know we’ve been having a hard time, but I just want to say that I love you and –“ *Music plays* “Please don’t turn up the […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Yeah, they make other ones. Why, I don’t know. But they do. “Hey, nice dock.” “Yeah, thanks. It’s a Motorola Xoom Speaker Dock.” “Speaker dock? Why do you call it that?” “Because it’s got speakers.” “Yeah, but don’t all docks?” “No.” “Seriously?” “Uh, yeah.” “Why would you want a dock without speakers?” “I don’t know. […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
A Difference You Can’t Hear Try the blue ones. Hmm. Okay, now the black. Alright, now the red. UGH! They all sound exactly alike! How am I as a concerned consumer supposed to make an informed decision based on product specs and features alone? I already know they all have the same chrome 3.5mm plug, […]
Thursday, March 22, 2012 // Woot
Thwarted by the janitor Dan, am I live? You got the volume turned up on the Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speaker System? Alright good! Hello, everyone! I apologize that I am not there in the gymnasium in person, but I’ve decided to Skype this in today to show my commitment to getting better technology in the […]
