Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speaker System – $4.99

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Thwarted by the janitor

Dan, am I live? You got the volume turned up on the Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speaker System? Alright good!

Hello, everyone! I apologize that I am not there in the gymnasium in person, but I’ve decided to Skype this in today to show my commitment to getting better technology in the computer labs! And that’s why you should elect me, Mike Sampson, as your Student Council Presi-

Oh, I’m sorry. I’m actually busy in this classroom. Could you maybe clean it some other time? No? Well, could you at least be quiet about it then? Thanks!

Sorry about that, you guys! What I was saying was that’s why you should elect me, Mike Sampson, to be your Student Counci-

Hey, sorry again, but the whistling is really distracting. Could you maybe lower the volume a little bit? Thanks!

Anyway, where was I? Right! What I was saying was, we need cool stuff in the computer labs, and that’s why you should elect me, Mike Samps-

I’m sorry what was that? No, I’m not just talking to a computer. I’m talking to the whole school. I can speak into the computer, and it’ll coming out of another computer that has Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speakers plugged into it so everyone can hear.

Okay, obviously there are some distractions on my end, so I’, just going spit it out! I’m committed to technology and that’s why you shou-

What? NO, LOOK! I DON’T WANT SOME FRIGGIN’ LECTURE ABOUT COMMITMENT! I JUST WANT TO GIVE MY STUPID SPEECH AND GET THESE IDIOTS TO VOTE FOR ME OKAY? SO, WHY DON’T YOU DO YOUR JOB, AND I’LL DO MINE, OKAY?

Wait, Dan… did that get picked up?

Warranty: 1 Year Cyber Acoustics

Condition: New

Features:

• 2-Inch high efficiency 4 ohm drivers with complete cable assembly included for immediate setup
• Crisp audio output with easily accessible fingertip volume control and power button
• Magnetically shielded speakers
• Chrome 3.5mm plug

Specifications:

• Driver: 2” high efficiency drivers
• RMS Output Power: 2.5W
• Frequency Response: 35Hz to 20kHz
• Impedance: 4 ohms
• Magnetic Shield: Yes
• Audio Amplifier: Integrated
• Connectivity Technology: Wired
• Controls: Power on/off, Volume
• Power adapter: External
• Dimensions: 3″(W) x 7.25″(H) x 4″(D)
• Weight: 1.90 lbs

In the box:

• Cyber Acoustics CA-2018 2.0 Speaker System (Choose: Blue or Red)
• AC Adapter
• Cable Assembly
• Owner’s Guide

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