Energy by Klipsch 2.1 Speaker System

Sunday, July 22, 2012

It’s a Sunday morning and you get a call. You’re needed in the office. No one else will be there, and yet, you’ll be expected to uphold to the normal standards of professionalism and quality. No shorts. No sneakers. You’ll have to wear a tie. And no music allowed… unless it’s blastin’ out of an Energy by Klipsch Speaker System, that is!

See that serious style? That’s EXECUTIVE material, that is. When you hear .38 Special coming through the 3.5mm subwoofer, it won’t sound like a backyard BBQ, it’ll sound like MOTIVATION! Yeah! The hot tunes of the common man, driving your imaginary workforce to a new level of deadline meeting! Visualize it, then become it! Boom! Synergy!

Just imagine how happy your company president will be when he walks in and hears that sort of chatter. And any lingering doubt will just melt away when he notices the Energy by Klipsch Speaker System goes with a computer, MP3 player, or cell phone. “Ah! Diversification! Good decision, Jenkins!” Don’t be bothered that he calls you Jenkins. A name change just takes a little paperwork and a quick trip to the county seat. Show initiative.

Six to eight years later, you’ll be sitting in the boardroom, telling off-color jokes about the opposite sex and smoking a giant cigar. And when your company president says “Jenkins, I always knew you’d be here someday!” you can turn to the camera and wink. And if they ask you what you’re doing, just say you’re making a new contact with the guy who works the security cameras. A true executive never slows down.

And that’s the kind of life the Energy by Klipsch Speaker System can offer you.

In the box:

• Energy by Klipsch EM-2.1 Multimedia System:
  • (2) Satellites with Pedestals
  • Subwoofer
  • 3.5mm Cable
  • AC Adapter
  • Manual

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