Monday, February 11, 2013 // Woot
The makers of this Swann Security System considered naming it something more outwardly daunting, like the Grizzly Security System or the Great White Security System. But they landed on Swann instead. Why? Because swans are some mean-ass SOBs, that’s why. I know. You’d never really expect it from a swan. They’re so beautiful. So majestic. […]
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 // Woot
You think you’ve seen “Chopped?” You haven’t seen “Chopped” until you’ve heard it through a Sharp 3.1 Channel Sound Bar Surround System. The chopping! The sizzling! The steaming and slicing and sauteing all come through in beautiful Dolby Digital sound pumped through at 400 watts! Have you ever noticed the beautiful bass notes in Ted […]
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 // Woot
The Onkyo HT-S8409 Home Theater System is well designed to give your home theater the aural kick it needs to cross the line from “decent” to “faboo!” However, please note: to get the FULL movie experience, you’re going to need a few things more. Here’s a quick list on how to do a 100% conversion. […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
Use these: to keep your pot from ever boiling! Don’t use these: to keep an eye on your prized security cameras. Because then you need to get cameras to watch those cameras, and other cameras to watch those cameras, and that’s a slippery slope. At the local watering hole, these would order: a cervezaillance camera. […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
There’s a good chance the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System is actually NAMED the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System because “bassinet” sounds like something entirely different. So, for your ease-of-use, here’s a small list of things the The First Years 5-in-1 Carry Me Near Sleep System has […]
Friday, January 25, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because, in your opinion, it’s the best speaker system ever, Soundbar none! Don’t use this: if just the idea of an immersive 3D sound experience makes you wanna Soundbarf. If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “This game’s gonna be a Soundbarn-burner!” At the local watering hole, this would order: some […]
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 // Woot
One consequence of the cell phone age is the casual phone call: you never dial a number and just see who picks up nowadays, you dial a specific number to a specific phone that you know is in a specific person’s pocket or purse. And that can lead to awkwardness. Among in-laws especially. Maybe it’s […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to play this song. GOTCHA, sucker. Don’t use this: to play this song to get the last one out of your head. That’s an out-of-the-frying-pan-into-the-fire situation. This just posted on Facebook: “Guyz he’s going back on tour!! Listen and get pumped. See you at the Gorge!” In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: do […]
Friday, January 18, 2013 // Woot
You guys, seriously, stop laughing. I brought you over to watch a movie on my Onkyo 5.1 Channel 3D Ready Home Theater System but I need you to tell me if it’s a good movie. See, I have this condition that prevents me from identifying entertainment. Yeah, I suppose it is sort of like that […]
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 // Woot
This Product Grants Its Owner: Piece of mind through constant surveillance. If This is Buried in a Field, What Grows in its Place: A securitree Rejected Names for this Product Include: The Allseer, Stalky, Sauron The One Feature We Wish This Thing Had: Sentry turret. Duh. Don’t Use This: to set up an elaborate camera […]
