Friday, March 29, 2013 // Woot
Now I know you’re just a cat, but don’t let that deter you: you CAN do this. You can do this just like Ed showed us a monkey can play baseball and how Gus showed us a horse can kick a football. It’ll take some practice, but I have faith in you. After all, it […]
Friday, March 22, 2013 // Woot
Are you tired of ordering sounds a la carte? Isn’t it a pain to try to find one place that has sounds everyone likes? Don’t you wish you could gorge yourself on whatever sounds strike your fancy, without worrying about the price? Then bring you and your family’s ears down to the Audiosource Soundbar for […]
Thursday, March 14, 2013 // Woot
“Yes, Mr. Herrera?” “Uhh, hello? Is this Federal Parcel Shipping?” “No, Mr. Herrera. No, it isn’t.” “Who is this? How do you know my name?” “That isn’t all we know, Mr. Herrera. We also know that you were trying to call to check on the delivery of your Ooma Telo VoIP Phone System.” “Yeah, that’s […]
Monday, March 11, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to point out to your friends and neighbors how the version of “Bertha” the Grateful Dead played at the St. Louis Arena on May 15, 1977 was slightly funkier and had a bridge that was six measures longer than the version of “Bertha” they played two days later at the University of Alabama […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
Now, some of you are probably thinking, “pfft! No need for that!” because, through either magic or a science experiment gone wrong, your prized jewelry has gained sentience and you’ve trained it to fight for itself. But, before you click away to some page about how to build tiny nun-chucks or something, consider this: Are […]
Thursday, March 7, 2013 // Woot
As far as she knows, it’s still the same general time period as it was when she had her bobsled accident. Over time, we can slowly introduce her to all the appurtenances of 21st-century life. But first, it’s absolutely essential that she not suffer any sudden, unexpected disorientation. So I’m going to have to ask […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Dude. I don’t know how she does it. The baby, I mean. I get antsy if I’m stuck in traffic for longer than half an hour. She’s been stuck in that 5-in-1 Sleep System since the day she was born. Literally. Sure. She looks all happy and content all snuggled up in the bedside sleeper, […]
Saturday, March 2, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to practice your double-clutch hook-shot buzzer-beater dunk. Thanks to its board offset u-turn lift system, you can adjust the rim from 7 to 10 feet in small increments, so you can work your way up gradually. Now, the only problem is that the shot we’re talking about doesn’t exist. Don’t use this: for […]
Saturday, March 2, 2013 // Woot
Growing cities have two choices: Grow out, or grow up. That is, new residents can live either further out in the suburbs or the core of the city (if high-density housing is available). Similarly, folks often build sprawling, low-rise home theaters in lieu of high-rise options with smaller footprints. That’s a mistake. Take the Sharp […]
Friday, February 22, 2013 // Woot
Make a list of what you want in life. #1 might be sound quality, #2 might be Internet radio, #3 might be a way to listen to your iPod through a front-side USB port, and maybe #4 is six HDMI ports and a way to hear TV audio through a receiver. Or maybe we got […]
