Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
We All Gotta Grow I’m the kind of guy, when I say something, I mean it. So I’ll never own a digital camera. I can still remember it like it was yesterday. I was sitting at my friend Tommy’s house, playing Super Nintendo, and he said something about a camera that used a computer instead […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Vowels: they’re just so tricky! For sale: Flashcam. Still in box. I’m selling my MII Flashcam Tactical Flashlight. Purchased new online and still in all packaging. Nothing’s wrong with it as far as I know. I just misread the name when I bought it – coulda sworn that first a was an e – and […]
Sunday, November 13, 2011 // Woot
Eye of the Beholder Look, you can keep ignoring me, but these pictures of me and my dog dressed as He-man and Battle Cat aren’t going anywhere. You didn’t invite me to your Halloween party, and yes, that upset me. But not enough to keep me from making a totally killer super-duo costume set for […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Eye on the prize Thanks to this Uniden surveillance system, I can keep an eye on my most valuable possession: my beautiful face. I’m protecting myself from standard property damage, just like anyone else really. The only difference is, the property in question is my stunning visage. I gotta be honest, it makes this security […]
Sunday, October 9, 2011 // Woot
Next Slide No, there is no typo on the Evite. I would like you all to join me for a slideshow of my slideshow of my vacation. Hi All, I just wanted to clarify something since there seems to be some confusion. When I said in the Evite that you should come over to “look […]
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 // Woot
Soda (and it’s close cousin, junk food) and video games have a long, not-so-proud history together. The stereotypical gaming geek image is one of a chubby nerd slowly fusing into his couch or desk chair, staring intently at the screen while surrounded by pizza boxes, cups of instant ramen, and empty soda cans or bottles. […]
Monday, September 26, 2011 // Woot
Those of us who came of age as the game industry was being born, we know how to forgive a lot. We’re the generation who convinced ourselves that Dragon’s Lair was a cartoon you could play, that vector graphics were the future, and that those crappy snack bar pizzas were totally worth eating. But even […]
Sunday, September 11, 2011 // Woot
The Old Switcheroo A new baby is the perfect reason to buy a camera, even if that baby isn’t yours. She’ll never admit this to you, but it was your mother’s idea. I mean, it’s not like we planned it from the beginning or anything. It’s just that you were our first child, you know? […]
Saturday, August 13, 2011 // Woot
You know what, I’ve tested this. Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same. Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in […]
Saturday, August 6, 2011 // Woot
Dungeon Master’s Lies Christopher awoke to total darkness and a pounding chloroform headache. The last thing he remembered was one of his gamers, Kevin, standing in front of him and saying, “I’m not sorry for this.” “What is this?” he yelped into the silence. “What’s going on here? I’ll have you know this is SUPPOSED […]
