Thursday, May 24, 2012 // Woot
Single Brown Male It’s not easy to find the right monkey these days. Mortimer: I don’t get it. I admit it. I don’t understand how romance happens. I see couples everywhere and I just cannot imagine how they got together. Monte: Sigh… what is it this time? Mortimer: I wore this supercool new black cape […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Maybe He’s Just Having An Off Day Hey, man, you okay? You look a little… different. Oh, I see. You’re our Vegas Monkey. Yeah, a lot of people were asking about you. Did you lose your hood or something? Oh, you made it into a mask? Yeah, I hear you. Lots of people made some […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
This Is Your Last Chance If We’re Lucky We still got these things in a big pile. Don’t you want to be a part of the fun? The 2012 Woot Calendar is here for two reasons. The first is because it always makes us laugh when a bunch of people post NEXT on the forums. […]
Monday, November 14, 2011 // Woot
Sometimes, looking over some stupid piece of junk we’re trying to get you to buy, you might have asked “is there NOTHING Woot won’t sell?” The answer: Yep! And, hey, it’s sometimes hard to make that final call. These products put in a lot of effort to to get where they are, so it can […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
That ‘70s Monkey Have a nice AAAAAAAAH aa-AH AAAAAAAAH aa-AH Mellow out in the most nerve-racking style imaginable with this plush, screeching “toy” slingshot monkey. And we mean “toy” in the same sense that the medieval Iron Maiden was a “maiden”: as a grimly ironic euphemism for torture. If you’re not yet familiar with the […]
Monday, November 7, 2011 // Woot
It’s not an anniversary or anything, it’s just something Scott was thinking about over the weekend. So many different bands have done tributes to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of The Moon (because it’s an amazing album). But would it be possible to assemble a decent blog-mix to recreate the record without using any artist twice? […]
Monday, November 7, 2011 // Woot
Have you ever looked down at the shirt you had on and asked “where in tarnation did this come from, anyway?” We have, but we were only talking about a weird stain (which turned out to be barbecue sauce). Because we know EXACTLY where our shirts come from. They’re all printed in, packaged at, and […]
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LONDON (UPI) — British actor Ralph Fiennes says […]
Tuesday, November 1, 2011 // Woot
If you’ve never heard of NaNoWriMo, it stands for National Novel Writing Month: a 30-day challenge to writers everywhere to pound out one (1) novel of 50,000 words or more. If you follow any blogger or writer types on Twitter, Facebook, or the like October is a time full of lamentations about the upcoming grind, […]
Monday, October 31, 2011 // Woot
All last week and concluding today, the Woot writers are each writing about the movies that scare them the most. Today on Halloween, Matthew Norman talks about five frightening flicks that managed to scare the bejesus out of him even though he’s never really seen them… (WARNING: Some of the following trailers may be slightly […]
