Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape
Friday, March 23, 2012
Maybe He’s Just Having An Off Day
Hey, man, you okay? You look a little… different.
Oh, I see. You’re our Vegas Monkey. Yeah, a lot of people were asking about you. Did you lose your hood or something? Oh, you made it into a mask? Yeah, I hear you. Lots of people made some bad decisions in that town.
Anyway, it’s good to have you back. Whoa, careful there, buddy! You almost fell over! Feeling a little fragile today? Yeah, you don’t look quite the same as the other guys. Listen, you sit down over here and maybe catch your breath or something. What’s that? You need me to hold your cape? It’s got that cool word balloon on it, did you just want me to see… oh, I see. Yeah, pull that trash can closer. No, no, we’ll get some sawdust in here, it’ll be okay.
Listen, I gotta go see about getting rid of y- I mean, setting up a sale. Are you gonna be okay here? Yeah? Oh, naturally I’ll expect to hear all your hangover stories, you can tell me as soon as I get back. By the way, what size box do you think someone of your size would fit in? I’m just speaking hypothetically, you understand. You’re a valued member of the team.
Warranty: none!
Condition: New
Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
In the box:
- Screaming Monkey with Black and White Woot Caption Cape
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