Friday, October 28, 2011 // Woot
All week and through next Monday, the Woot writers are sharing the movies that make them crap their pants in terror – figuratively, we hope. Here are five movies that give Jason Toon the willies – because they seem like they could actually happen… (WARNING: Some of the following trailers may be slightly NSFW. Watch… […]
Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Scare and scare alike, as they say. The Woot Writers have spent all week sharing their favorite scare flicks, and now it’s Jason Hinklin-Lauderdale’s turn to tune us into what frightens him in film. (WARNING: Some of the following trailers may be slightly NSFW. Watch… but at your own risk!) Blah blah slashers blah […]
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 // Woot
When the grocery store parking lot starts to get scummy with the guts of smashed pumpkins, you know that it’s the season for scares. So our Woot Writers will be spending the week running down their top Scary Movies so you can check out, judge, and berate them as horribly inadequate. Today, Sean presents a […]
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LONDON (UPI) — A tooth said to have […]
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 // Woot
Deck the halls with bones and blood, see? It’s the season for scares, so our Woot Writers will be spending the week running down their top Scary Movies so you can check out, judge, and berate them as horribly inadequate. Yesterday was Randy‘s shot, and today is Scott’s turn! Come inside and see what he […]
Monday, October 24, 2011 // Woot
With Halloween right around the corner we figured some topical content for this SEO-farm-masquerading-as-deal-a-day-store we call a website (by the way: iPad Tea Party Mommy Blogger Acai Cialis) couldn’t hurt. Since it’s the season for scares the Woot Writers will be running down their Top 5 Scary Movies for you to check out, judge, and […]
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 // Woot
Albert Pujols vs. C.J. Wilson. Josh Hamilton vs. Chris Carpenter. Fredbird vs. Rangers Captain. Tonight begins the World Series that will set wooter against wooter. The Texas Rangers, representing Woot’s Dallas-area HQ, will play the Cardinals in St. Louis, the hometown and spiritual home of Woot’s creative and web development team. (Yeah, us St. Louisans […]
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LONDON (Reuters) – Bob Dylan, forever looking for […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Tiny Motorcycle Not Included We’d like to make the jokes but… well, we’d get sued, most likely. Listen, you know and we know what you think of when you hear the word purple. In fact, it’s the very thing everyone thinks about when they hear the word purple, ever since, ooo, June 25th, 1984? Certainly […]
Wednesday, October 5, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. CHICAGO (UPI) — Chicago rocker Jim Peterik says […]
