Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Yeah, they make other ones. Why, I don’t know. But they do. “Hey, nice dock.” “Yeah, thanks. It’s a Motorola Xoom Speaker Dock.” “Speaker dock? Why do you call it that?” “Because it’s got speakers.” “Yeah, but don’t all docks?” “No.” “Seriously?” “Uh, yeah.” “Why would you want a dock without speakers?” “I don’t know. […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
Smart phones do just about everything. Judging by the battery life, smart phones are pretty busy. Boy, iPhones sure are great. You can make calls on ‘em, play games on ‘em, navigate via GPS with ‘em, text with ‘em, price real estate with ‘em, and so much more. We could spend all day just listing […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
The Dirty Three Dozen They also serve who only read their lines. Atten-HUT! Listen up, you squishy globs of mule diarrhea! You’ve been asked here today to perform your sacred duty for your country, and I’d sooner give Ho Chi Minh a lap dance than let you pimple-butted pinworms fumble this mission on my watch! […]
Monday, March 26, 2012 // Woot
A Super-Stiff, Carpally Lot Late one night, humble masseur Matt Sage is working on his laptop when a bolt of lightning strikes – COSMIC lightning… What…? What happened…? Feel… so different… so strange… charged, somehow… with a weird energy… must look in… mirror… Egads! I’ve become somehow fused with the electronic circuitry of my computer! […]
Thursday, March 22, 2012 // Woot
The Dirty Three Dozen They also serve who only read their lines. Atten-HUT! Listen up, you squishy globs of mule diarrhea! You’ve been asked here today to perform your sacred duty for your country, and I’d sooner give Ho Chi Minh a lap dance than let you pimple-butted pinworms fumble this mission on my watch! […]
Monday, March 5, 2012 // Woot
Round and Round Good job, kids! You guys made it all the way around the track without crashing a whole ten times! Just 164,990 revolutions to go to see who wins! What? You guys can’t be done already! The race just got started! I thought you two loved NASCAR racing, but clearly I was mistaken. […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Homebrewed Knowledge Listen up kids! I’m your new math teacher, Mr. Beer, and I think you’ll find I do things a bit differently than other teachers. Here’s the deal: I’m young, inspired, and in over my head at this struggling public high school. Over the course of this year, I will constantly butt heads with […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
The Dirty Three Dozen They also serve who only read their lines. Atten-HUT! Listen up, you squishy globs of mule diarrhea! You’ve been asked here today to perform your sacred duty for your country, and I’d sooner give Ho Chi Minh a lap dance than let you pimple-butted pinworms fumble this mission on my watch! […]
Monday, February 13, 2012 // Woot
The Dirty Three Dozen They also serve who only read their lines. Atten-HUT! Listen up, you squishy globs of mule diarrhea! You’ve been asked here today to perform your sacred duty for your country, and I’d sooner give Ho Chi Minh a lap dance than let you pimple-butted pinworms fumble this mission on my watch! […]
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 // Woot
Homebrewed Knowledge Listen up kids! I’m your new math teacher, Mr. Beer, and I think you’ll find I do things a bit differently than other teachers. Here’s the deal: I’m young, inspired, and in over my head at this struggling public high school. Over the course of this year, I will constantly butt heads with […]
