America Stories of War – 36 DVDs – $19.99
Monday, February 13, 2012
The Dirty Three Dozen
They also serve who only read their lines.
Atten-HUT! Listen up, you squishy globs of mule diarrhea! You’ve been asked here today to perform your sacred duty for your country, and I’d sooner give Ho Chi Minh a lap dance than let you pimple-butted pinworms fumble this mission on my watch! Am I clear?
SIR YES SIR!
Right now, you are nothing! You are the garbage that garbage throws in the garbage! You are tainted urine samples with ears! You are less than a single aromatic molecule in one of Satan’s farts! Is that understood?
SIR YES SIR!
But when I am finished with you, each of you will be a mindless, deadly human weapon of entertainment! You will emote! You will pick up the impulse! You will seize the emotional core of each scene and tear its heart out with your teeth! You will hit your marks or God be my witness, I will impale you on a stick in the latrine and use you as my personal toilet paper until Gabriel sounds the trumpets! Do you read me?
SIR YES SIR!
Here is the situation! The Godless hordes of boredom and sissification are taking over the household of one Brian Rayfield of Salinas, California! You meat-mannequins are charged with beating back this beige tide or dying in the process! You will deploy in over 50 feature films and dozens of documentaries! The battle will be long! The fight will be vicious! But you fat jelly donuts will march into Hell’s frothing guts with Meisner on one shoulder, Stanislavsky on the other, and a burning hatred of tedium raging in your hearts! Do I make myself plain?
SIR YES SIR!
Now get out there and do your cinematic duty before I personally polish your empty skulls with the rough side of my- hey, wait a minute, what is Tony Randall doing here?
Warranty: One Year Digital 1 Stop
Condition: New
Features:
- 36 DVDs
- Over 170 hours of gripping documentaries and feature films
- War coverage includes Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korean War and Vietnam War
- Civil War – 10 Documentaries / 10 Hours
- World War I – 10 Documentaries / 10 Hours
- World War II – 91 Documentaries / 47 Hours
- Korean War – 33 Documentaries / 16 Hours
- Vietnam War – 53 Documentaries / 23 Hours
- Include 50 gripping feature films
- Stars include Richard Arlen, Randolph Scott, Van Johnson, James Cagney, Claudette Colbert, Ronald Reagan and Montgomery Clift
Discography Includes:
| Disc 1: Documentary – Civil War: America Divided | |
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| Disc 2: Documentary – Civil War: America Divided | |
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| Disc 3: Documentary – Civil War: America Divided | |
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| Disc 4: Documentary – World War I: The War to End All Wars | |
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| Disc 5: Documentary – World War I: The War to End All Wars | |
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| Disc 6: Documentary – World War I: The War to End All Wars | |
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| Disc 7: Documentary – Great Battles of World War II | |
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| Disc 8: Documentary – Great Battles of World War II | |
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| Disc 9: Documentary – Great Battles of World War II | |
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| Disc 10: Documentary – Great Battles of World War II | |
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| Disc 11: Documentary – World War II: War In Europe | |
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| Disc 12: Documentary – World War II: War In Europe | |
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| Disc 13: Documentary – World War II: War In The Pacific | |
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| Disc 14: Documentary – World War II: Victory At Sea | |
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| Disc 15: Documentary – World War II: Victory At Sea | |
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| Disc 16: Documentary – World War II: Victory At Sea | |
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| Disc 17: Documentary – World War II: Victory At Sea | |
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| Disc 18: Documentary – Korea: The Forgotten War | |
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| Disc 19: Documentary – Korea: The Forgotten War | |
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| Disc 20: Documentary – Korea: The Forgotten War | |
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| Disc 21: Documentary – Vietnam: America’s Conflict | |
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| Disc 22: Documentary – Vietnam: America’s Conflict | |
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| Disc 23: Documentary – Vietnam: America’s Conflict | |
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| Disc 24: Documentary – Vietnam: America’s Conflict | |
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| Disc 25: Features Films | |
(1943) B&W 115 Minutes Unrated Starring Ronald Reagan, George Murphy, Joan Leslie |
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(1945) B&W 70 Minutes Unrated Starring Richard Arlen, Cheryl Walker, Bobby Driscoll |
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(1953) Color 73 Minutes Unrated Starring Sterling Hayden, Eve Miller, Clayton Moore |
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B&W 68 Minutes Unrated Starring Anna May Wong, Rick Vallin, Harold Huber |
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| Disc 26: Feature Films | |
(1950) Color 102 Minutes Unrated Starring Montgomery Clift, Paul Douglas, Cornell Borchers |
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(1942) B&W 80 Minutes Unrated Starring Lyle Talbot, June Deprez, Victor Varconi |
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(1950) B&W 90 Minutes Unrated Starring Paulette Goddard, Pedro Armendariz, Gilbert Roland |
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(1955) Color 73 Minutes Unrated Starring Lin McCarthy, Stephen Courtleigh, Berry Kroeger |
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| Disc 27: Feature Films | |
(1985) Color 135 Minutes Unrated Starring Bill Nighy, John Shea, Tony Randall |
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(1934) B&W 71 Minutes Unrated Starring William Haines, Esther Ralston, Conrad Nagel |
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(1943) B&W 65 Minutes Unrated Starring John Litel, Alan Baxter, Eric Blore |
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(1943) B&W 66 Minutes Unrated Starring Richard Arlen, Jean Parker, Robert Mitchum |
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| Disc 28: Feature Films | |
(1950) B&W 106 Minutes Unrated Starring Claudette Colbert, Patric Knowles, Florence Desmond |
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(1972) Color 97 Minutes Rated PG Starring Chuck Connors, Cesar Roero, Aron Kincaid |
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(1942) B&W 89 Minutes Unrated Starring David Niven, Leslie Howard, Rosamund John |
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(1943) B&W 66 Minutes Unrated Starring Richard Arlen, Wendy Barrie, Nils Asther |
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| Disc 29: Feature Films | |
(1972) Color 98 Minutes Unrated Starring Ralph Richardson, John Gielgud, Billie Whitelaw |
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(1958) Color 85 Minutes Unrated Starring Sidney Poitier, Eartha Kitt, Patrick Allan |
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(1942) B&W 89 Minutes, Unrated Starring Gene Tierney, Bruce Cabot, George Sanders |
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(1961) B&W 74 Minutes Unrated Starring Frank Latimore, Alex Nicol, Barry Cahill |
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| Disc 30: Features Films | |
(1969) Color 100 Minutes Rated PG Starring Guy Madison, Venantino Venantini, Anthony Steel |
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(1951) B&W 91 Minutes Unrated Starring Van Johnson, Lane Nakano, George Miki |
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(1943) B&W 87 Minutes Unrated Starring Randolph Scott, Alan Curtis, Noah Beery Jr. |
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(1936) B&W 72 Minutes Unrated Starring James Dunn, Mae Clarke, David Manners |
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| Disc 31: Feature Films | |
(1945) B&W 94 Minutes Unrated Starring E.G. Morrison, John Hoy, Ray Reagan |
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(1951) Color 86 Minutes Unrated Starring Jame Craig, Barbara Payton, Guy Madison |
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(1960) Color 90 Minutes Unrated Starring Guy Madison, Peter Lee Lawrence, Erika Blanc |
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(1952) B&W 77 Minutes Unrated Starring Angela Lansbury, Mark Stevens, Rhys Williams |
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| Disc 32: Feature Films | |
(1979) Color 98 Minutes Unrated Starring Bekim Fehmiu, Velimir Zivojinovic, Ljubisa Samardzic |
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(1944 B&W 74 Minutes Unrated Starring Robert Lowery, Jean Parker, William Henry |
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(1977 Color 88 Minutes Rated PG Starring David Janssen, Karin Dor, Mordechai Arnon |
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(1967) Color 96 Minutes Unrated Starring Ken Clark, Horst Frank, Jeanne Valerie |
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| Disc 33: Feature Films | |
(1969) Color 96 Minutes Rated PG Starring Frederick Stafford, George Hilton, Robert Hossein |
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(1942) B&W 82 Minutes Unrated Starring Eric Portman, Godfrey Tearle, Peter Ustinov |
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(1949) B&W 92 Minutes Unrated Starring George Raft, Marie Windsor, Eduard Franz |
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(1979) Color 90 Minutes Unrated Starring Jim Brown, Richard Jaeckel, Timothy Brown |
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| Disc 34: Feature Films | |
(1961) Color 96 Minutes Unrated Starring George Montgomery, Charito Luna, Mario Berri |
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(1960) B&W 73 Minutes Unrated Starring Richard Devon, Ron Kennedy, Roger Corman |
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(1945 B&W 90 Minutes Unrated Starring James Cagney, Sylvia Sidney, Porter Hall |
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(1968) Color 82 Minutes Rated PG Starring Lee Van Cleef, Jack Kelly, Giampiero Albertini |
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| Disc 35: Feature Films | |
(1942) B&W 54 Minutes Unrated |
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(1943) B&W 73 Minutes Unrated |
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(1970) Color 70 Minutes Rated PG |
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(1944) B&W 91 Minutes Unrated |
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(1964) B&W 84 Minutes Unrated |
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| Disc 36: Feature Films | |
(1943) B&W 62 Minutes Unrated Starring Anna May Wong, Leslie Denison, Noel Madison |
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(1952) B&W 67 Minutes Unrated Starring John Ireland, Lon Chaney Jr., Dorothy Malone |
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(1943) B&W 91 Minutes Unrated Starring Robert Donat, Valerie Hobson, Walter Rilla |
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(1943) B&W 80 Minutes Unrated Starring Richard Arlen, Chester Morris, Robert Mitchum |
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In the box:
- 36 DVDs in Individual Paper Sleeves
- Booklet with DVD Contents List
- 8” (W) X 5 3/4” (H) X 3” (D) Collectible Ammo Tin

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