Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
When Tim pulled up in the driveway, he noticed that Ken Anders, his annoyingly competitive neighbor, was out front with his son Mike. From the back seat, Jake shot him a knowing look. Tim unfastened his seatbelt and shouted “Every man for himself!” before booking it to the house. “No fair!” yelled Jake. But he […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
Audio: Output: 15 W + 15 W + 30 W (at no more than 10% harmonic distortion) Frequency Response: 100 – 10,000 Hz Impedance: Satellite: 8 ohms Subwoofer: 4 ohms Sound Enhancement: Selectable audio emphasis: Rock, Pop, Jazz, Vocal, Flat (via D-Sappli app) Speaker: Satellite Speaker: 1.9″ (4.8 cm) diameter Sub-Woofer: 3.6″ (9.0 cm) diameter […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
Most scientists live a life of obscurity, but a select few, like Tesla, achieve a strange nerd-celebrity status. How do you become one of these scientists? It’s simple: 1. Choose something weird to study. For example, don’t study the vibrations of glass when you play music; try to train bugs to eat electrical wire or […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
He really should have been on his way. He had a date to keep; sweet Nancy Lee, prettiest redhead in all of West Redchester. And, having originally been a settlement of renegade Irish, there were an awful lot of pretty redheads in West Redchester. And Ned DID want to see Nancy Lee. More, in fact, […]
Saturday, January 5, 2013 // Woot
“Hi there, acquaintance at this dinner party. We have mutual friends.” “Yes we do. How do you know Teri and John?” “Well, I know John from a mutually shared experience that you will forget about in a few minutes, so I will not bother describing it.” “Prettttty, prettttty good.” “Is that a Curb Your Enthusiasm […]
Friday, January 4, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for a wide variety of many computations! Such as advanced and/or beginning computations! Don’t use this: in any capacity that requires you to put sunglasses on it and make it drink tea through its Tray-in SuperMulti DVD?RW drive. Some skeptics wonder: if it’s really a computer at all and not just some super-advanced […]
Friday, January 4, 2013 // Woot
Okay, sure, this Iron Gym 4-Piece Kit looks pretty ridiculous. A rope-less jump rope? WTF even IS that? Push-up grips? Is the floor not good enough for you? It’s easy to poke a lot of holes in just how necessary something like this is. But here’s the deal: if you buy this and you use […]
Friday, January 4, 2013 // Woot
Nestoras knew Sylvia was back in the building. Of course, Nestoras knew everything that happened in this building, but even if he didn’t, he certainly would have noticed that familiar laugh. But this time, he didn’t jump up from his SideSleeper Pro Pillow & Case and run to find her. He was glad, of course, […]
Friday, January 4, 2013 // Woot
“Today,” said Alex, “I am going to teach.” Sharon didn’t look up from her coffee. “I’m sure your sister will be very happy you’ve chosen her to help you with that at her house, dear.” Alex took the hint. And the car keys. Jake and Ella were already awake when Alex slipped in the back […]
Friday, January 4, 2013 // Woot
When I sat down in the comfy chair in my father’s study, one thing was clear to me: I didn’t understand that common man. Who were they? How did they live? What kind of lamps did they like? After all, I was rich enough to travel the world for a decade with no real means […]
