Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
What are the Northern Lights? Nobody knows for sure. But there are theories. Theory #1: the Northern Lights are just clouds of brightly colored insects looking down on us and conspiring. Theory #2: the Northern Lights are the exhaust of spaceships that the government DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT! Theory #3: the Northern Lights […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
Are you not entitled to the fruits of your labors? And is not the best way to consume fruits by smashing it into wine? And what better way to carry that stylish fruit liquid than in a lovely gift box? As you scale the peak of life, it will do you well to look back […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
We here at Woot believe in the enormous benefits of a healthy diet. With that in mind, we proudly introduce the “Woot Food Pyramid,” pictured in the photo of this Lock & Lock 36-Piece Storage Set. The Woot Food Pyramid recommends eating, every day: One dozen (12) Pepperidge Farm “Pirouette” rolled wafer cookies. 1 big […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
You would think a nice little laptop like this Lenovo ThinkPad 15.6″ Core i5 Laptop would sell itself: 4GB DDR3 memory, 320GB Hard Drive, and a 15.6″ LED-backlit HD widescreen display are what the kids like these days, right? It’s a little black pad that thinks. It’s a ThinkPad! But it took a lot of […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
Quick. When you hear the words “Razor Pro Model Scooter,” what comes to mind? Circle all that apply: The band Smashmouth Jorts The marketing term “Xtreme” Leopard print fedoras Jnco Jeans Frosted tips Oversized bowling shirts with comic book characters on them Wearing black ankle-length socks with khaki-colored corduroy shorts Surge soda Trying to explain […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
“Karen, this is important.” SORRY, HONEY! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY ROLLING CART! “Karen, those wheels aren’t making any noise at all.” GOSH, REALLY? MAYBE IT’S THE WIND RUSHING PAST MY EARS AS I MOVE FROM ROOM TO ROOM! “Karen, you’re acting childish. I know you can hear me.” I CAN’T […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
I’m getting a little head start on the whole “I have to lose weight” New Year’s Resolution thing. I went ahead and picked up a Garmin Forerunner 405CX GPS Sports Watch to help me track my runs. It’s a heart rate monitor that I can sync up with my computer to track how my workouts […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
Outside, the streets were soaked in rain. Hinkle tapped his glass against the table. Miller twisted the Breville YouBrew Coffee Maker and hummed. “You gonna keep humming?” “You gonna keep tapping that cup?” The answer, both men already knew, was yes. It had been raining too long. “This is crazy,” said Hinkle. “Too crazy,” said […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
Jake wasn’t worried about the end of the world. Why? Because Jake knew how it was all going to end. And he knew there was nothing that could be done, so why get so worked up? All those crazies with their Zombie Apocalypse or giant asteroid theories. They were all bogus. Jake just shook his […]
Friday, December 14, 2012 // Woot
There’s a weird undercurrent to the most wonderful time of the year, isn’t there? Sure on the surface everyone is all smiles and fruitcake and eggnog, but deep down everyone’s worried about that insidious, looming New Year’s Resolution on the horizon. Everyone’s thinking about the annual commitment to losing weight they have to make as […]
