Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
“We should get ready,” noted Olivia, snapping in a corner piece. “The rest of the family will be here very soon,” agreed Sharon, finishing a small group in the center. “Mom will ask where the wine is,” Olivia prophesied, turning down an edge piece. “Your brother will run right to jump on the couch with […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Look, we know that sometimes you’ve got to watch Patriots games at home. But when you do, you want a sound system that will capture every moment of drunken r-free shouts at the “umpiah” or the “commishina” or whomever. That’s why the Boston Acoustics Soundbar with Wireless Sub is made for you, the fan of […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Hey, I’m not judging here. I’m just saying if we chose creation myths on the basis of pure, unadulterated awesomeness we’d probably all be Norse pagans to this day. Have you ever read into any of this stuff? They’ve got a giant tree holding all the various planes of existence in its branches, right? And […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
“Sir, can I help you find something?” asked the wine clerk. Derek Rand turned to him, ice blue eyes narrow. “I’m looking for a very special wine for a very special lady.” The clerk was a little intimidated by the overdressed, overmuscled, over-growly super spy, but he wanted to help. “Um… what kind of wine?” […]
Sunday, December 16, 2012 // Woot
Let me just get this off my chest now: I do not support this NEATO XV-21 Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac. Why? Because you know all the dander and the hair that your pets leave behind? THAT’S PART OF THEM! No, it’s not clean! Yes, it might make you sneeze! But it’s their only way […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
Sure, this all-in-one Asus computer features 4GB of RAM, a 1TB hard drive, and Intel Core i3-2100 processor, but that are just the beginning of the torrent of numbers it has to offer. Just check out the “specs” tab. It’s a number-fetishist’s dream. Asus could have settled for a huge 23.6″ screen, but their engineering […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
Use this: to relax next to your friend or loved one. Don’t use this: for actual parachuting. Just because it’s got high test parachute nylon doesn’t mean it can actually carry you safely to the ground. If you bury this in a field, what grows is: a grapefruit bush. That’s where grapefruits come from, right? […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
“I’m really sorry about that, Ma’am. Let me just talk to my boss over here and see what we can do for you,” said Lisa. “Hey Maurice. That lady over there just brought back this Mikasa Gourmet Basics 50-Pc set,” Lisa said, gesturing towards the crotchety elderly woman with the cane standing on the other […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
“Of course,” Tim said. “Absolutely,” Tim said. “I’ll be happy to come over to your house and watch her, Jessica,” Tim said. But Michelle knew what he really was after. “As long as she doesn’t catch you,” she whispered in Tim’s ear as he prepared to leave, “I can pretend I don’t know anything about […]
Saturday, December 15, 2012 // Woot
“Awwwww jeeeeeez. I sure gotta a lot of these Art Portfolio sets to unload. Look, they got lots of pencils and paints and everything your precious little one needs to make the arts. Hey hey! Look at this! It’s even got paper. Pretty swanky, huh? Hey wait a second. Now hang on a second, pal. […]
