Wednesday, December 5, 2012 // Woot
Pink Zeppelin was an English winerock band and grower collective active in the late 1960s and throughout the 1970s. Formed as the Drunken Yardbats in 1968, the band consisted of guitarist Jimmy Grapage, singer Robert Plants, bassist/keyboardist John Port Jones, and drummer John Bottlem. They are widely considered to be one of the most successful, […]
Wednesday, December 5, 2012 // Woot
Hello, Michael. No, don’t get up. We don’t want to wake your lovely wife and kids. Oh, don’t you recognize me? Maybe it would refresh your memory if you thought back to third grade. Back then, I had blonde pigtails and a cute pink dress. That’s right, Michael. I’m Sally, the girl who sat one […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
Everyone’s always telling me that I look EXACTLY like John Cusack. And by everyone, I mostly mean baristas. And when I say they tell me I look exactly like John Cusack, it’s not always in those exact words. But they definitely write “John” on my drink cups. And that’s not even my name; it’s Don! […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
With this HEAD YouTek Four Star Racquet you could be well on your way to becoming a tennis icon. Like, Roger Federer or Novak Djokovic, you wonder? No. Those guys are ridiculously good. You should be aiming to be more of a Bla? Kav?i?, (who, by the way, is a guy we totally knew about, […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
Out in the living room, Ernie was happy as a clam. “Boy! This Oreck, huh? I’m telling ya, it’s a refurb, but it’s got a 102 MPH suction, and that’s nothing to sneeze at. And did you notice that stylish incandescent light in the front? Like I’m vacuuming up space dust! Ha ha! Marjorie, baby, […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
I’m a bit of an origami master. And not just with paper either. I actually mostly work with metal. Like this hunk of various pipes, steel pieces, etc. Looks like nothing, right? Well, wait until I’m done with it! Twist this here, move this there, pop this here, and BAM! It’s a Razor Spark DLX […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
Jake awoke, as though from a daze. In the dark he was soaked with sweat, crying out in fear. “Mommy! Mommy! I love my Upper Bounce 7-Foot Trampoline, but I don’t want to grow up to be a trampoline tester!” MIchelle pulled on her robe as she walked down the hall to her son’s bedroom. […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
Oh, you still use disposable batteries in ALL your electronic devices? That’s terrible. As in, you are a terrible human being. That is, on a scale from 0 to ten, 0 being terrible and 10 being great, you are 0. Since you seem so hell-bent on being terrible, here are some helpful lifestyle tips: Buy […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
If you choose to be a hoodie carpenter, you will begin your journey through life with slightly less money. However, you will be able to fix your own wagon tongues, and will gain membership into a local carpenter’s union. Plus, you’ll be warm and cozy. Plus, Jesus was a carpenter! That’s pretty rad. If you […]
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 // Woot
Two roads diverged in a Tuesday Woot, And sorry I could not both buy, For I too broke to try, And scrolled down till the text was moot, To where it trailed off into other loot; Then took the other, as just as fine, And having perhaps the better claim Because it was boozy and […]
