Wednesday, November 28, 2012 // Woot
What good is fermenting for years in a cask? How long must it stay? Life is a Cabernet, old chum. Enjoy the Cabernet. It leads off with cherry Baked plum and blackberry. And chocolate to make your day. Life is a Cabernet, old chum. Enjoy the Cabernet. Come taste the wine, Come swirl the glass. […]
Wednesday, November 28, 2012 // Woot
“As you can see, the Shun Classic line features beautiful Damascus-clad blades and D-shaped ebony PakkaWood handles.” Let me get this straight. You have lost exactly six fingers, including one thumb, and you sell KNIVES for a living? “Yeah, but …” HEY LARRY! Get a load of the cajones on THIS guy! Dude chopped off […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
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Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
Everyone understands what a 3D Blu-ray player is, so we’re going to open the floor to questions, in case you want some specific details. Fire away! What shade of blue is the Blu-ray? Oh, there is no actual ray involved. That’s just what it’s called. Think of it like a DVD with really high-quality picture. […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
I’ve lost a lot of friends because of how much I love my using my DeMarini M2M Baseball Bat. People who meet me ask, “What are you into?” and I say, “Swinging.” And then the conversation just dies. It’s like nobody cares about all-aluminum bats with a -3 Length to weight ratio anymore. And don’t […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
It was official. Craig just didn’t understand women. And he probably never would. So maybe he had been following Danielle. And maybe he followed her to a night club the other night. And maybe she just happened to be there with Phil. Craig sat up in bed and adjusted his 4-Way Flip pillow from the […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
Jake dropped the little Hexbug into the track and watched it charge. A shaking, wiggling, glowing laser it was; a tiny shooting star that seemed to be alive even as it faced off against the invisible dragon on the other side of the track. Somewhere, far away, someone was saying the words “dishes” forcefully. Jake […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
Between the cabinets, up in the white kitchen, I could see them pumping. They were using the Krups Espresso Machine, and Luster pumped and then the other pump. The steam frother and the white milk and pumping. “Hush up that moanin’.” He pumped. “Look at you, on thirty years and makin’ a fuss at a […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
Call me a snob, but I feel like every single-panel comic about the lives of a suburban family has been so derivative of B. Keane’s original masterwork. Yes, “sing-pan-fam” is a legitimate genre unto itself now, with myriad authors, collections, and even conventions spanning the comicsphere. But it’s hard to see a comic with a […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 // Woot
That’s right, we said it. If you’re eating “pork spiedini” you might as well be eating unicorn steak or fairy kabobs. We’re committing to what we believe: the only time a pork dish should end in a vowel is “barbeque” and MOST OF THE TIME THAT SHOULD END IN Q! But if you’re convinced this […]
