Monday, November 26, 2012 // Woot
If and when today’s daily deal sells out, we will probably replace it with another. When? What will it be? How many deals will we offer? The answer is: whatever lets us grab the most cash! We could say we’re doing it to bring more smokin’ Cyber Monday deals to our beloved customers, but frankly […]
Monday, November 26, 2012 // Woot
“Nothing, Julia. Go back to bed.” “Marty, I’m worried. What was that?” “I said it’s nothing. I’ll take care of it.” “Is that a CAT?! MARTY, WHAT’S GOING ON?!” “I’M TAKING CARE OF IT, JULIA.” “I can’t take this any more, Marty! The late nights, the secrets, the constant need to leave town in the […]
Monday, November 26, 2012 // Woot
You young untrained recruits. Today, you face the most grueling tournament you will ever face. But if you survive, perhaps you will bear the mark… by which I mean the Cycles Gladiator label. Perhaps, if you are good enough, you can find a place among this twelve pack! On the left, the 2010 Syrah. Dark […]
Monday, November 26, 2012 // Woot
If and when today’s daily deal sells out, we will probably replace it with another. When? What will it be? How many deals will we offer? The answer is: whatever lets us grab the most cash! We could say we’re doing it to bring more smokin’ Cyber Monday deals to our beloved customers, but frankly […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
Why? Because the ability to project a 60″ widescreen image onto a wall or ceiling from less than 10 feet away means less time I’ll have to spend wrestling with that old, musty screen that smells like moth balls but, ironically, is riddled with moth holes. And the ability to connect this projector to computers, […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
How many times have you been on a business trip or vacation or something and found that you have no more room in your bag due to all the power adapters you have to carry around? Never? Really? Well, that kind of kills the point I was going to make. No, you don’t have to […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
You might look at this Stamina AeroPilates Performer 271 and think it’s not for you. “Feh,” you might scoff to yourself, “I don’t need that. I need REAL exercise, like weight lifting or CrossFit or something.” Oh you poor, naive fool. Have you ever actually tried Pilates? You’ve probably only ever seen the marketing photos […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
It’s no secret. Nameless Puppy and the Neato XV-21 were sworn enemies until the bitter end. The problem was, that vacuum had no respect for Nameless Puppy’s boundaries. Like a typical robot vac, once you set up the Room Positioning System, it would be steadfast in its course. So Nameless Puppy gave its sensor a […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
Amanda had learned that, in her house, silence meant something horrible was going on. She didn’t expect to find Mackenzie sitting quietly next to Gavin with a Record-A-Story Book. Gavin wasn’t really happy or sad, he just was. But he seemed to enjoy the sounds coming from the Record-A-Story Book in Mackenzie’s hands, and he […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
THE YEAR: 2007 THE PLACE: DR. THEODORE SQWINCH’S EXURBAN, RANCH-STYLE HOUSE **BRRRRRZZZZTTTTZZZZZZZZZZ** “Hello? Who’s there?” “Dr. Sqwinch?” “That’s me–who are you? What’s happening? How did you get in my bedroom?” “Listen to me, Dr. Sqwinch: I am a time traveler from the future. I’ve been sent back to stop you from developing your Sqwincher Steady […]
