Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
Ever wonder why rock ‘n roll suddenly veered into “Satanic” territory? All of a sudden in the ’60s parents were freaked out about sinister influences ruining their innocent children through music. And the people who were desperate to sell those sinister records to kids glommed onto that, because if there’s one thing kids like it’s […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
“So tell me again what you think happened to you that night.” Well, I was just sitting there in my car off Old Route C, when all of a sudden, there was a flash of blinding light and … I’m sorry, this is really hard. “It’s fine. Just take your time.” The next thing I […]
Sunday, November 25, 2012 // Woot
First off: This is a nifty jacket. It’s fleecy and warm on the inside, wind- and water-protective on the outside, and (most importantly) it looks good. However, manufacturers can’t content themselves simply by saying “this is a good jacket,” and have to throw a bunch of technical jargon your way to impress you. Just look […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
You saw the movie in 2004. You were one of a handful of people to enjoy it. You immediately thought to yourself, “I’d really like to recreate that scene with the train in my living room.” And there you stood, frozen in place and waiting for the opportunity to arise, for eight years until suddenly […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
Once upon a time there was a family of Dells that lived by a pond in the forest. There was a daddy Dell, a mommy Dell, and a flock of baby Dellings. All of the Dellings were sleek, lightweight laptops except one: The Del XPS 17″. The XPS was bigger and heavier than its siblings, […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
You think car camping is cheating. You can bring yourself to visit a national park, but only if you can hike into somewhere remote enough that you won’t see anyone else. You eat only organic, locally-sourced trail mix that you make yourself. You need a backpack, but not just any backpack. You need something for […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
Jake had a secret. A secret his teacher didn’t know about. A secret that not even his best friend Peter knew about. Because deep in Jake’s bag was a smaller bag … full of fruit snacks. The teacher was busy writing something on the board. The kid to Jake’s left was drawing in his notebook. […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
Danielle knew her mother would be in one of two places: the kitchen, or the liquor cabinet. This time, the first guess was right. Danielle caught her standing in front of the Core Bamboo 3pc Cutting Board Set, chopping vegetables for later. “Mom?” Danielle asked. “Have you ever been in a situation when you felt […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
“How could I possibly have been born into this family?” Olivia thought to herself, just as a lightsaber whizzed by her head. “I’m smart. I’m responsible. I’m … normal. Yet, here I am, just minding my own business, trying to learn the difference between aerobic and anaerobic bacteria, while all four members of my family […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
We’ve caught some heat from our community in the past for selling these Motorola PC Gaming Headsets because they are sort of, in a way, one could say, for lack of a better phrase, in some sense, not good. Now, we usually try to sell things that are good. And maybe our community could cut […]
