Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
“Okay, sweetie,” said Alex, strapping Ella into her First Years Infant Car Seat. “Your dad’s a great guy, but he’s got no idea what real music is. It’s time Uncle Alex introduced you to a little genre called- dubstep.” Tim was bagging up the leaves in the front yard when Alex pulled back into the […]
Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
What has this world come to? You rob one measly little bank and accidentally run over a grandma in your getaway car, and they put you away for 20 years? I know! Ridic. She’s totally fine. Better off, if you ask me. I saw her at Old Country Buffet last week. She has one of […]
Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
It’s great when adults can enjoy entertainment made for children. Whether it’s the Harry Potter books, Pixar movies, or Cartoon Network shows, content for children is now appreciated by a much, much more age-diverse audience. You know. because adults are simpletons now. It makes sense that fully grown humans would be thrilled and delighted by […]
Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
Oi, love, ye fancy a bit a th’ ol ‘alf dry, do ye? Well, ol’ Jackie’s go’ a bi’ a’ … okay, okay, CUT! I’m sorry, Ridley, I know I’m not supposed to say cut, but this just isn’t working here. I’m not really the sort of cheese that can play Jack The Ripper. I’m […]
Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
I’m sick of burning through these bargain basement keyboards after only 32 straight hours of gaming. I tried to re-enforce the WASD keys with no success, so screw it. I’m investing in a Razer Lycosa Gaming Keyboard. Hopefully the slim keycap structure will help me gain some speed. It’s got a non-slip rubber finish for […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
How can you buy or sell the sky, the warmth of the land? The idea is strange to us. If we do not own the Wi-Fi in the air and the sparkle of the streaming video, how can you buy them? Every part of the Internet is sacred to my people. Ever shining YouTube clip, […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
You should use your Teeter Hang-Ups SR-250 Inversion Table: to relieve back pain, improve joint health, and increase flexibility. We use our Teeter Hang-Ups SR-250 Inversion Table: whenever we get too envious of the bats. It’s a good wake up call, like “Sure they get to sleep all day and fly around all night, but […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
Craig had screwed up. Big time. He knew he needed to make it up to Danielle, so he decided to make her favorite food: Sushi. Sure, he had never made it before. Or eaten it. Or really ever heard of it until she had suggested they get some sometime. But how hard could it be? […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
Sleep well, little Gavin. For I, your guardian angel, shall guard you and your HALO SleepSack in the night. Yes, I know that somewhere, your rascal of a sister is planning mischief against you. But you see, in another life, I was such a sister, Yes, Gavin. And when I became a guardian angel, and […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
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