Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
Hi there. Woot Writer here, uncharacteristically breaking the fourth wall to relay a story: When I was a kid, my great-grandma would bake cookies for the holiday season. Not like, a batch. I’m talking multiple tupperware containers to each of the grandchildren. Being the chubby eight or nine year old I was, I told her […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
“Howdy, stranger.” “I’m looking for my dog. I stopped on the side of the road to let him out, and he took off. I think he went up that way.” “I ain’t seen yer pooch, friend. But if’n it ran yonder, you can quit yer searchin’. That up there’s Goose Ridge.” “Goose Ridge?” “Goose Ridge.” […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 // Woot
“Can you believe the picture quality on the 47″ TVs they have here? They’re so crystal clear.” Yeah, they’re really great. “It’s like looking out through a window onto a crisp and vibrant autumn scene.” Um. Well, that’s actually because it is autumn. And you are looking through a window right now. The TVs are […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
We love two things in the world: 1) having Shirt.Woot’s entire catalogue up for sale, and 2) music. But you can’t listen to music on just anything. You need some good speakers. Well, take it from us: this iLuv Mo’beats is a really solid little speaker stand. It’s slim, compact, and can connect with just […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
You should use your Louisville Slugger Genesis Bat Bag: to carry and protect your bats. It may look cool to walk around with a bat over your shoulder, but it can get tiring. This bag will help you save your energy for the diamond with its textured wheels for all-terrain rolling. We use our Louisville […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
“Have you heard?” blared the TV into the empty room. “Shirt.Woot’s opened up a plethora of past designs for sale! Hurry yourself on over and-“ “Ugh,” Sylvia said as she picked up the remote and turned off the TV. “There is NOTHING good on during the day.” Seeing as how she was in hiding and […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
“Have you heard?” blared the TV into the empty room. “Shirt.Woot’s opened up a plethora of past designs for sale! Hurry yourself on over and-“ Michelle tapped the remote and powered down the TV. “Jake! I told you to turn this off if you’re not watching it!” Jake didn’t answer. But Michelle wasn’t about to […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
You know how athletes study tapes of their performance to analyze potential weaknesses in their game? Now you can apply the same principles to your entire life with these Liquid Image 1080p HD video goggles. You might finally isolate the reason why life keeps turning out so badly for you. See, the goggles have a […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
OK folks, OK. Before we dig in I would just like to give some thanks. First, I want to say thanks to Shirt.Woot for setting up a catalog of EVERY shirt they’ve ever sold. I see we’re all wearing our favorite Shirt.Woot shirts for this Thanksgiving dinner, which seems…it just seems right. I’m glad we […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
Maybe your family is three kids and a dog. Maybe your family is 25 pilots and the head of your carrier group. Maybe your family is a winery. The truth is, as long as it’s a family, people are gonna hand out nicknames like candy at Halloween. It’s part of being a family. That’s how […]
