Saturday, November 10, 2012 // Woot
It wasn’t until they heard the noises from the communal kitchen that Alex and Donald decided to see what Ricky was doing. They didn’t actually ever expect to see their friend holding a chocolate mold and a small shape cutter. “What up?” Ricky nodded without looking. “What do you guys want?” “Ricky?” said Donald. “What […]
Saturday, November 10, 2012 // Woot
Wake up, Sam. “Whhh….whhhh? Who’s there?” It’s me, Sam: You. “Wait, what? What time is it?” It’s 7am. You pre-recorded this message on your iPhone to play on your Xtreme Mac Luna Alarm Clock. “I did? Ugh. I don’t remember that. I’m too tired. Can I go back to sleep for 10 minutes?” No. You […]
Saturday, November 10, 2012 // Woot
I’ve never seen anything like it. We were just there in our boat, watching the storm clouds get darker and the sea get choppier when all of the sudden, an octopus shoots up out of the sea! And I mean really shoots. It’s soaring, up, up into the sky, and it looks like it’s going […]
Saturday, November 10, 2012 // Woot
When you heard about Disney’s purchase of Star Wars, you probably thought the same thing we did: WHAT ABOUT THE MINOR CHARACTERS? Sure, Luke and Han and R2 and Chewie will be fine, but what about Lando? And Sy Snootles? What about that scaredy-cat droid who hates Wookie growls? And what about those poor, poor […]
Saturday, November 10, 2012 // Woot
“Hi there, what can you tell me about this laptop?” “This is the HP 17.3″ dual-core computer. I could bore you with specs and whatnot, but here’s the gist: It’s big and cheap.” “All right, great. I appreciate you boiling it down for me. So it’s like your mom?” “Excuse me?” “It’s big and cheap. […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
First of all, VuPoint is not pronounced “View-Point”; it’s pronounced Voo-Pont. And the scanner just goes by VuPoint, despite it’s full name being Winston Arthur VuPoint III. Secondly, it utilizes several transfer protocols, allowing you to connect it with a variety of different kinds of computers and portable devices. But it prefers to connect primarily […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Not many winemakers would ride in on a white horse and wave their magic sword in the air. But as soon as Peter Wellington saw we were in trouble, he appeared! Clad in glittering armor, he decreed “JUST BECAUSE WE RAN LOW ON THE 2007 CAB DOESN’T MEAN MY GLORY HAS TO END!” and poof! […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Bikes are dumb. You wanna feel the wind in your face? Well then, you gotta feel the burn in your legs. Why does there have to be a tradeoff? There’s gotta be a way to get the fresh air without the pain, right? Yes! This eZip Trailz eBike! You get the sitting position and steer-ability […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Danielle looked at her bloodshot eyes in the mirror, then splashed cool water on her face from the sink. She dabbed it dry with her HomeSource Microcotton hand towel and then stared back at her reflection for a few more moments. She had cried for hours over the drama with Craig and Phil. Phil, she […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Ella was desperately trying to get Michelle’s attention. This had been going on for about 15 minutes now, and Michelle was doing her best to ignore her and just get the shopping done. “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.” Finally Michelle snapped. “Ella! Mommy is trying to find these […]
