Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Hey mom, Thanks for the Swivel Store Deluxe 4-pack with Spice Bottles, it really spruces up the apartment. Hopefully I can save up and buy a hammer or a drill or whatever and mount them using the metal bracket things. I’ve never really used spices before or even cooked for myself, so I didn’t really […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Sup, brohamshire. Did you catch that gnarly hubristic plummet to earth I just rocked? It was sick, for real. Yeah, I’m into Xtreme Icarusing. You’ve never heard of it, brohampton? It’s the biggest rush you’ll ever experience, for sure. Looks like my buddy’s about to do a run — let me explain it as he […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
It’s fall. The leaves are changing colors. The air is getting crisp. The days are getting shorter. And my seasonal affective disorder is about to go full-on sob fest. Batten down the hatches, folks. It’s gonna be a long winter. Because while everyone’s curled up with a cup of hot cocoa and toasting marshmallows by […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
No, it’s nothing weird. I’m just bad at beatboxing. And if I’m going to be able to slam this thing down on the sidewalk and deliver some freestyle poetry jams, I need some reliable beats on my iPod when I plug it into this TDK Boombox. “Weird?” Why’s it weird? I’m not very good at […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Years from now it will seem normal, unnoticeable even. But right now, as we’re all adjusting to movies being 3D and even televisions like this Coby 46″ 1080p 3D LED HDTV allowing people to enjoy 3D shows and movies at home, it’s still kind of jarring. See, there’s a lot of time, money, and equipment […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
It’s hard for a deal-a-day e-retailer to express its feelings to its customers. Our retailers never showed US emotional openness, and it’s just not part of our repertoire. But this Kelty backpack issue has started coming between us, and time to open up and clear the decks: We care about you, buddy, even if we’re […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
“Karen, we need to talk.” Can’t it wait? I’m just about to blow dry my hair. “No, it can’t wait. It’s about these text messages I found on your-“ I’M SORRY, HONEY. I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY NEW HEAT SMART TEMP BLOW DRYER. “I know you can hear me, Karen. And I demand an […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Brant scowled at the Vornado Whole Room Heater on the other side of the room. Sure, it was producing warm, safe heat that covered the entire room from perimeter to center … but at what cost to his life? At what cost to his relationship? Cross the room, warm and toasty on the couch, Lesley […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
This line, thought Jake, will be the Blue And Silver River, on which my empire will be founded. And with a stroke of the watercolor pencil, the map of his kingdom was begun. Here, thought Jake as he drew a thick, dark line with the hardest of the drawing tips, here are the mountains that […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Not for nothing, Son, but you really picked a good one this time. You can just tell by its sleek and durable ABS plastic cabinet that this Elan Elios Dual 4″ Wall Mount Speaker came from a good family. Unlike that last one you brought home. Where exactly did you dig that one up? I […]
