Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Thanksgiving is fast approaching, and if you are like the thousands of young people who won’t be returning home this year, you might have some questions about how to prepare the meal on your own. For you, intrepid 20-something pilgrim, we present the Official Woot Thanksgiving Dinner FAQ: How do you cook a turkey thoroughly […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Let’s make this easy: if you know what this is, stop reading the write-up and buy some. If you don’t know what this is, well, okay, you’re welcome to come inside and learn more but… well, in a situation like this, every second counts. It’s pretty amazing that if we use the word “crap” everyone […]
Thursday, November 8, 2012 // Woot
Don’t panic. We see you eyeing these JVC 1080p TVs nervously. Relax! We’ll keep the size you order totally confidential. You can order the screen that’s right for you and we’ll ship it confidentially to your home so you can satisfy your lover tonight with full 1080p HD and over 2 million pixels with razor […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
Guys, I don’t like to be all “manager-y” like this, but I can’t help noticing morale is well…shockingly, dismally low. Yesterday I emailed an invitation to a company-sponsored pizza party this Friday. I got three “Yes” responses, five “No” responses, and 43 “What’s the point? We all die eventually” responses, which wasn’t even an option […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
You know what I like most about my Rawlings Long Sleeve Fleece Pullover? No, it’s not the rib knit inserts under my arms to allow for flexibility and free movement. No, it’s not that the accent inserts give it that pro look. What I really love about it is how it’s sleek and understated so […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
Mike didn’t care anymore. He didn’t care that he’d probably spend the rest of his life in jail or on Death Row. He didn’t even care that he was being completely irrational. All he cared about was that he had missed a full week of activities thanks to that interfering blond and her hulking, raven-haired […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
Dakody arrived at Granny Sharon’s house early, and without his art supplies. Sharon stayed calm. A young man of Dakody’s age couldn’t be expected to stay with one career path at all times. And he wasn’t throwing mud balls at the neighbor’s car, so clearly, some of the concepts remained. Sharon was in the kitchen, […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
Hold it right there! You’re under arrest! “What? Me?” No, sir. Not you. Your arm. “Wait, I’m not under arrest, but my arm is? I don’t understand, and I’d appreciate it if you’d lower that pistol…” I’m sorry but I can’t do that. If that arm tries something silly, I’ll have no choice but to […]
Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
“Sure buddy, we’ve got two Anaba chardonnays. Would you prefer the Wente Clone?” “Wad?” “They’re both Sonoma Valley Chardonnays, but the Wente Clone is a little deeper and more complex, while the other is crisp and refreshing.” “Naw naw. I juss wann anaba beew.” “I’m not sure if Anaba has a wine named ‘Beew.’” “Naw! […]
