Wednesday, November 7, 2012 // Woot
“So … I need your help, but it’s a little embarrassing.” It’s cool, man. We’re homies. I’d do anything for you … “I need you to shave my back.” Except for that. “Oh come on! I have a date with that chick Julie tonight, and I can’t go like this.” Why can’t you just do […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
These Audyssey speakers are great. They’re compact, but that doesn’t stop them from delivering high-quality sound. No, thanks to their optical connectivity, they can pump out some serious audio. In fact, they’ve been such a big hit, that Audyssey is working on introducing some variations. For example: Awwwdyssey speakers – same speakers, just furry and […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
It is 5am. I am in full camouflage, but it does not matter. I have already been spotted. And it was not when I stepped on the twig or when I tripped and fell into the stream either. It was not when I got out of bed, or when I first opened my eyes in […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
At first, the idea of babysitting really appealed to Chastity. It got her out of the dorms and into a very nice house for the night. Plus, she could cook with her employer’s swanky Rachael Ray 13-Piece Cookware Set, which was a LOT better than ordering pizza again. If only she didn’t have to deal […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
“I’m grown up,” whispered Mackenzie to her tiny brother Gavin. “I don’t need these Brainy Baby sets. Not like YOU do. You dummy.” Gavin waved his feet in the air and said nothing. “I already know what animals are,” Mackenzie whispered smugly. “That’s because I’m smart. I don’t need to look at these cards or […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
Let’s say you and your lover have a misunderstanding and you both end up tragically poisoning yourselves. Just a hypothetical. Wouldn’t you at least want to both be warm in your final moments? Well then, grab this High Peak Sirius Sleeping Bag 2-pack and make sure YOUR ill-fated love comes to a warm, snuggly conclusion. […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
There are a lot of injustices in the world. Some end up on the top, others on the bottom, and there isn’t always a good reason why. Take cephalopods. These mollusks, whose members include squids, octopuses, and nautiluses, are the most intelligent invertebrates on the planet. They have been observed using tools, solving complex problems, […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
Give up some love for Michael McClean, that mastermind behind the wine that bears his family name. Without him, we’d never ever be lucky enough to offer you a case that’s never been released to the general public before. Before today, the McClean Vineyards Royale Case was maybe only available to astronauts, kings, rock stars […]
Tuesday, November 6, 2012 // Woot
Tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on those expensive gym Pilates? Sick of having to stare at trainers with rock-hard abs and perfectly defined gluteus muscles while you struggle to touch your right knee to your left temple? Well, have we got the solution for you! It’s the Stamina AeroPilates Performer 271! Now you […]
Monday, November 5, 2012 // Woot
Many religions and cultures contain the concept of an Axis Mundi, or cosmic centerpiece that connects the earthly world to that of the heavens. In our modern culture, it is clear that the personal computer occupies this role. And this HD Digital Tuner feeds but one more root into this modern Tree Of Life by […]
