Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Ella was in her The First Years Compass Booster Seat. Jake was sitting beside her. Their mother was just outside, talking to their father. The car door was open. Jake took a deep breath, Ella’s eyes seemed to scream no, no, not again… “Once upon a time, there was a far away land…” Princess Demistellaian […]
Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Bigfoot. The Bermuda Triangle. The Loch Ness Monster. Just a few creatures you’ll never see waiting in line for an espresso. What is it about this magical liquid that gives it the power to scare away nearly all paranormal creatures? Scientists today think they’ve unlocked the secret. This Krups Pump Espresso, with a design that […]
Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Now and then I think of before I recycled I cut the six pack rings so turtles wouldn’t die Told myself that that was just enough But felt so guilty ’bout the other stuff But sorting garbage is an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a life enhanced by plastic It sticks […]
Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Consider, for a moment, the words “So Be It.” These aren’t the words of an aggressive alligator, fresh from the sewers to devour your family. These are the words of a peaceful and gentle type, like a wine-loving monk who also pats squirrels on the head. And why not? Why not, we say? What’s wrong […]
Sunday, November 4, 2012 // Woot
Aww, snap! Look who’s back! Oh hey, 30-pin iPod. Didn’t get enough last time, did you? “No! I, I, I came b-b-back to t-t-t-tell…” Spit it out, iPod. Yeah, we don’t got all day. “… to tell you guys to stop making funna me!” Oh, is that so? Why? Because we insulted your singing voice? […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
“Oop. And there goes the power.” “Yeah, it was only a matter of time before that happened. Luckily I’m prepared for this.” “Oh yeah?” “I’ve got food rations, a backup phone charger, and this electric lantern. We should be good to go.” “Great. Fire it up and let’s play cards or something.” “Will do…” Pistols […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
This Teton Sports Bookbag provides some real bang for your buck. It’s got two large main compartments, a front organizer pocket, a smaller top zip pocket where you can keep your keys, and a little pouch for your cellphone on the shoulder strap. That’s over 1800 cubic inches of total capacity. But if you’re like […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
Nestoras unscrewed the lids of his Snapware 3-Piece Glass Canister Set and prepared himself. In a few minutes, two things would be fact. The first: he’d be out of brown sugar, flour and oats. The second, he’d finally have put Sylvia behind him. Nestoras had originally bought the Snapware 3-Piece Glass Canister Set for his […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
“Honey, what is Jake doing?” Tim was a little concerned about his middle child. He was crouched down in front of the counter, eye level with a glass of water. He had been standing there completely still, staring intently for 15 minutes. “Oh. That. Yeah. Ever since my mother gave him those Star Wars Lightsaber […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
OHMYGODAREYOUSERIOUS you don’t have a Kuhn Rikon avocado masher I mean I’m sorry but that’s just nuts I mean how do you mash your avocados with a fork or something HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that’s crazy you’ve got to get this masher RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry I just had a daydream where my life was the same as […]
