Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
People, please. Listen up: if we keep using it at our current rate, we will deplete our argyle resources within the next three decades. Imagine the blank socks, sweaters, and vests, sadly waiting for a colored grid that will never come? That doesn’t sound like a world you want to live in, does it? No! […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
I don’t mean to sound like I don’t appreciate the attention, because you seem very nice. It’s just that I don’t know you, and we’ve just met, so I can’t possibly… well, maybe she gave you my number as a joke, or maybe she just figured we’d hit it off. It’s not you. I’m just […]
Saturday, November 3, 2012 // Woot
Hi, I’m Sam, and this is my TV life-partner, Hisense. We met a few months ago — it’s a pretty good story actually — Woot was selling this TV and I needed a TV, so I bought it. Isn’t that romantic? Just to be up front with you, I don’t consider this “my” TV. Don’t […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Please all, direct your attention to the image above. Do you see that shiny piece of technology? That is the Asus 10.1″ Eee Pad Slider Tablet. I know there’s been some confusion. We’ve gotten a lot of people in here who think this Eee Pad Slider is some sort of Thai-food inspired mini-sandwich, but it’s […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Yeah, I guess I’m a bit of an enthusiast. Fine. What’s the harm in that? So I picked up a Smith & Wesson Delta 2 Combo Pack. Who doesn’t need two flashlights around? One of them has some kind of brain basher/ice pick thing on the end of it, but I assure you that’s just […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Pamela looked down at the 8″ round cake pans she had just pulled out of the oven. The cakes were deflated, much like her spirits as of late. “Maybe the cupcakes will be better,” she thought optimistically. But 20 minutes later, she had a non-stick muffin pan filled with half-baked cake sludge. She threw the […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Bristol looked into the mirror on her vanity. She slid the black lipstick out of the case and applied it liberally. She dabbed the corners with a tissue and then smiled at her reflection. “Mom is so gonna flip,” she said to herself. She pulled a brush through her long, black hair and then tied […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
“Mom? Have you seen that Centon 128GB DataStick Sport anywhere around?” “The one that’s water resistant up to six feet, has a silicon casing, carabineer clip, and is simple plug & play with Windows or Mac?”
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Welcome to the neighborhood, current [Cave #304] occupant! We at Dragonville Municipal Waste Systems are happy to be your new waste disposal provider. We’re sure you’ll enjoy unparalleled service for all your human-knight disposal needs. Before you begin disposing of your human remains, we would like to cover a few guidelines. Always recycle steel, bronze, […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Everyone’s done it once in their lives. You’re out for a drive, you stop in somewhere seedy, it’s clear you don’t belong… and then, all of a sudden, the jukebox stops and there’s honeysuckle all up-front in your face. And if you’re not prepared for that, you might not be able to walk away. That’s […]
