Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
These are going to help me so much. You don’t even know. With this Duracell AAA Rechargeable Battery 12-Pack I’m never going to have another bored and lonely night again. There’s nothing worse than being so close to finishing only to have the batteries die. Is there a more frustrating experience than lying there with […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
What is this feeling? This strange tingling feeling? When I look at the HoMedics HealthStation Plus Scale, I feel such a strong sense of yearning. I want to run to it, to stand on it, to let it measure my weight. I cannot help myself. Whenever it is in my sight, I must pursue it. […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
The nameless puppy formerly almost known as Raoul formerly known as Nameless Puppy looked up from his plush, cedar chip bed. This Neato Pet & Allergy Robotic Vac was really pushing its luck. Nameless Puppy had clearly outlined the rules on that first day. “You stay out of my territory, and I won’t use you […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
“I just don’t know how they did it,” said Jessica into the phone. “It really is amazing to me how far we’ve come as a society. To think, just 25 years ago, it was completely unheard of. And now, almost everyone does it this way.” “I know?! Can you imagine what it was like for […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
Let’s be honest, you probably don’t need all this stuff in your “primary” kitchen. That is, the kitchen you use when you’re not living a lie. You’ve got plenty of cutting boards and wooden spoons there. However, your secret, scurrilous SECOND life’s kitchen could use a bamboo-inspired upgrade. You’ve been renting the same seedy apartment […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
If you’re like me, you’ll just keep eating baked goods until they’re gone, leaving nothing but a few crumbs and a sea of regret. That’s why I invented this revolutionary diet: Every time you see a cookie, imagine it holds an entire civilization, and you will wipe it out entirely if you eat it. You’ll […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
I’m a full grown man, ma, so knock it off already! I don’t want to be part of this Denier-Handal Petite Sirah 3-Pack family! I’m my own man now; I’m a full-grown Sirah! I handle my own business. I’ve got a brilliant deep purple color and aromas of plums and blackberries! There’s nothing petite about […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
Smartphones, tablets, PCs, Bluetooth devices, iPods – even the Internet. The Pioneer VSX-1022-K doesn’t care where video or audio has been, or what filthy conditions it make have picked up along the way. It’s ready to play in 1080p, all the time, and it doesn’t ask any questions about anybody’s past. It’s even 3D ready […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
“Have fun on your business trip, Samantha. Try not to party too hard with all those accountants.” “Ha ha. Joke’s on you, Mister Mom. Enjoy getting three kids off to school on time.” “Somehow I’ll manage.” “Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that.” “What? Relax. I’ve got the itinerary down. Cory has soccer […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
If you’re a serious athlete, you need every possible advantage you can get. That’s why you’re willing to give something like this Authentic PowerBalance Wristbands 2-pack a shot. How’s it work? Who knows?! But are you gonna trust some stupid “scientist” who says it’s all bogus, or are you gonna trust the guy who’s wearing […]
