Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
Danielle was going to ask about the Saeco Syntia Cappuccino Machine that appeared on her kitchen table, but then she saw the look in Craig’s eye… and decided it was just better to say “Thank you?” and accept the gift. Whatever had happened, it wasn’t her place to challenge his thousand yard stare. 6:15 THAT […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
It was career day at Jake’s school, and the teacher was going around to every kid and asking them what they wanted to be when they grew up. So far there were two princesses, three super heroes, an astronaut, a homemaker, a waste management professional and a fireman. Next up was a kid named Phillip. […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
You wouldn’t believe how difficult it is for me, the biggest “To Catch a Predator” fan in the United States, to see my favorite show! It used to be they ran this thing every week or so, but now it only shows up at random intervals on MSNBC late at night. But now with this […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Let he who is tallest cast the second stone. Let he whose sweater is the most comfortable cast the third stone. Let he who has been bugging everyone to cast a stone cast the fourth stone so that he can just shut up and leave […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
What? What’s wrong? You look disappointed. Were you expecting someone more exotic? Because of my name? Well, sorry. It’s actually pronounced Ab-uh-alone-y Ver-dee-joe. And yes, this is my chateau, or chatty-you, as I pronounce it. No, it’s not very big. It was built in the 1300s or something. People were smaller then. But it was […]
Monday, October 29, 2012 // Woot
What is it? asked the other robots. What happened to this planet? But the iRobot 581 Roomba Vacuum had no answer, because the iRobot 581 Roomba Vacuum could not speak. It took some time for the robots to build a device that let them speak to the little iRobot 581 Roomba Vacuum. Once it was […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
“I found something,” said Edwin to his parents and his older brother. “It should help us avoid what happened last time.” Edwin, of course, was referring to the disasterous production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof that the four of them had preformed in their living room the weekend previous. The audience consisted only […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
Have you looked into buying a boat recently? Talk about expensive! And boats are notorious for being nothing but money pits! Fun, wonderful, freedom-delivering money pits, but money pits nonetheless. That’s why only a sucker would jump head first into the boat buying game. Not me, though. I just snagged this LoopRope 5-Ft. Buoy Rope […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
Have you looked into buying a boat recently? Talk about expensive! And boats are notorious for being nothing but money pits! Fun, wonderful, freedom-delivering money pits, but money pits nonetheless. That’s why only a sucker would jump head first into the boat buying game. Not me, though. I just snagged this LoopRope 5-Ft. Buoy Rope […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
“Tonight’s the night, girls!” Chastity and Purity looked up as Honor burst into the room, waving her Mane Tamer Flat Iron. “Tonight’s the night we’re GOING OUT!” In the shared bathroom, the Mane Tamer Flat Iron was busy heating as the three girls plotted and prepared. “I think we should start at the dining hall,” […]
