Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Okay, I’ve done some investigating and I think I found out the problem with our karaoke parties. The speakers are all wrong! So I picked up this Energy Take Classic 5pc Speaker System and hooked it up to the entertainment center so we can sing over our favorite songs in style! Obviously we’ve all experienced […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
What do you mean, you don’t get my costume? I’m a surfer! C’mon it’s so obvious! No, don’t look at my khaki pants or my button down shirt that I probably wore to work today. Look at the shoes! That’s right, those are Mizuno Wave Riders! They’ve got AirMesh upper with synthetic overlays and a […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Rod stood silently in the doorway to the kitchen, not moving a muscle. He couldn’t. He was too terrified. If he hadn’t been 100% sure before, he certainly was now. There was a ghost in this house. He stared at the pressure cooker on the stove. Though he was far away, he could still see […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
“Who’s there?” asked the young girl, peeping over her Lap Desk and Diary. “Wh-what do you want?” But there was no answer from the sinister darkness. No answer… but sinsterousity. Olivia sighed and crumpled up yet another piece of paper. She could feel scary. Why couldn’t she write scary? “Dad!” she called out, tapping her […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Howdy, friends. What we’re selling here is a Karcher 1600 psi Power Washer. Usually we use this space for a silly, irreverent writeup but today we’ve decided to go with a straightforward, informative FAQ. How powerful is the Karcher 1600 psi Power Washer in comparison to, say, a garden hose? The Karcher actually applies up […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Howdy, friends. What we’re selling here is a Karcher 1600 psi Power Washer. Usually we use this space for a silly, irreverent writeup but today we’ve decided to go with a straightforward, informative FAQ. How powerful is the Karcher 1600 psi Power Washer in comparison to, say, a garden hose? The Karcher actually applies up […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Dear Rodney, Hey pal! Having a wonderful time here in “cyber space!” You wouldn’t believe the stuff they have here. I mean, once you get past all the cats there’s some really interesting stuff! You have to dig a little bit past all the horrific, outdated “meme” images that 12-year-olds find so amusing, but once […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
Halloween is a time to become something you’re not. Halloween is also a time to reveal who you always were. But the most important part of Halloween? Getting things that are delicious. And that’s what we looked for FIRST when choosing which wine to showcase today. Yeah, we could have called Spooky Undead Zombie Vineyards […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
“Okay, so, tell me again why we’re sitting here in the dark with this LifeSmart Infrared Heater?” SHHHHHH! They’re gonna hear you! “Who’s gonna hear me?” The trick-or-treaters! I forgot to buy candy, so I don’t want them to know we’re here. “You know, standard procedure in this situation is to just turn off your […]
Tuesday, October 30, 2012 // Woot
Awesome prank idea: you take on of these OOMA Telo VoIP Home Phone Systems and a time machine, and you travel back in time to, like, the ’70s. You show people the Ooma and say, “This is what phones become in the future.” You can explain how it plugs into your high-speed internet, or how […]
