Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
OH this is the song all about Halloween Where the cats are black and the pumpkins are- Okay, do over! OH this is the song all about Halloween Where the pumpkins are orange and the monsters are green And the cats all yowl and also there are bats And now for a solo with some […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
Walt Whitman. William Burroughs. Jim Morrison. Right Said Fred. Each generation has a voice that rises and takes the torch from the last. A voice who leads that generation to a place they are destined to be. A voice that says they will, nay, MUST climb to the heights they deserve. And those voices? They’re […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
Oh, hey, wait a second! Let’s talk this through! What’s with all the hate? I was simply pointing out the monster in my pocket and how happy he is to see you! What? Why is that offensive? He’s happy! And very outgoing! I don’t see what you’re getting so upset about. Let’s rewind a second […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
You have no idea what it’s like. It’s hard being Diablita. I thought it would be the best thing in the world to be wanted and desired like this. But it’s not. It’s a nightmare. I’ve got random guys telling me that “I’m the one.” Proposing marriage. Toasting to me and with me simultaneously. They […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
Hey, let’s talk about television for a minute! How about these shows these days, am I right??? I mean, boy, could these television writers be more out of touch?! Or in touch?! Or both?! What do you mean, what am I talking about? Television, man! There sure is a lot of it! To watch! And […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
Guy walks into a bar. Says, “Bartender, get me a pitcher full of beer!” Bartender says, “Whoa man! Hold on! This isn’t your typical bar. It’s a Boston Acoustics Soundbar with a wireless subwoofer. Its virtual surround sound produces true-to-life audio, but don’t worry; it’s not some big, complicated rig. No, with its simple and […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
Want a bike that you can sit on and watch football while eating steak? The Miramar’s comfortable riding position is perfect for that! You just have to bring it into your living room. And don’t pedal. How about a bike that lets you grill while you go? Well, with the Schwinn’s SRAM Grip Shift shifter […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
Jimmy looked up just as Maurice came sprinting around the counter. “Pssst! Hey look who it is!” he said excitedly, but under his breath as he made a sort of jerking motion with his head over his shoulder. “I think this would be an excellent learning experience for the new kid, don’t you think?” said […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
Jessica curled up her nose. “It says here, Ryan, it says that this inflatable bed is from 18 months to 3 years. Our Bristol’s too young to use this.” Ryan tapped the included foot pump. “She is now, honey. She won’t be forever. Before long, she’s gonna start spending the night at her Grandmother’s house, […]
Saturday, October 27, 2012 // Woot
I’ve been looking for the perfect camera for my stunt videos, and I feel like I finally found it with these Liquid Image 1080p Camcorder Goggles. I figured there’d be a pretty big market for biking and skateboarding videos shot in True HD from a POV angle; the fact that it’s hands free just makes […]
