Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
Please be aware! The following list of items have nothing to do with this Italian Tor de Colle 2007 Montepulciano/Aglianico Biferno Riserva, and should never be considered when you make your decision about whether or not to enjoy the dry, velvety well-balanced tannins: – Tor Johnson – Tor, the networking software – A collie – […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
Are you tired of going to bed alone night after night after night after night? Yes, you are. You are terribly tired of that crushing loneliness, the inevitable weeping, the thought “nobody cares” swirling through your mind until sleep finally comes. Thankfully, you can put this LG 47″ 1080p LED TV with an image of […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
I’ve been taking pictures of everything: the mirror, the wall, that corner in the hallway, that weird stain in my friend’s carpet. Why? Because I’m saving up. Look, American dollars aren’t as strong as they used to be. So I’m taking all these pictures, trading them in for words, and then going where words are […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
“Okay fellas, you know the drill: Texas Hold ‘Em. I brought the Executive Poker Set in Inlaid Wood Case, Jake brought the sodas, and Kevin brought the chips and dip.” “Is this, uh, everyone?” “Is there seriously no beer?” “Yeah, this is all of us. And no, no beer. I don’t want any consent issues.” […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
Ernie rubbed his itchy eyes and blew his runny nose. He was miserable. Could be allergies, could be a cold. Could be karma. He slunk down in the bed and pulled the covers up to his eyes and peered at the contraption that Brandi had set up at the end of the bed. “It’s a […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
Ernie rubbed his itchy eyes and blew his runny nose. He was miserable. Could be allergies, could be a cold. Could be karma. He slunk down in the bed and pulled the covers up to his eyes and peered at the contraption that Brandi had set up at the end of the bed. “It’s a […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember: 31: Although it is good that I am aware the R/C 3D Twister Deluxe Set is lightweight enough to not damage furniture, I should not test that out on the antique chair in the living room. 32: I am not allowed power […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, I’m such a foodie! Now that I’ve got this Regal Ware 10-Piece Tri-Ply Cookware Set, I can make all kinds of stuff for my friends! Sure, I don’t know a lot, but it’s the pans that do the work, right? Let’s see: I’ll take a frozen chicken breast and drop it onto my […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
A small figure hurried along the dark street, its footsteps muted by racing sheets of fog. A lantern hung from the sleeve of its long-tailed coat, intermittently revealing the figure’s bright orange flippers as they flopped along the stones. “Not a night fit for beasts, no it ain’t,” the figure mumbled to itself, wrapping itself […]
Friday, October 19, 2012 // Woot
The mighty hand of Peter Wellington has slapped down many who would steal the crown of grapes about his brow. That’s why he knows and relished the taste of victory. Today, he wants to share it with you. If you’ve ever gotten the girl, or gotten the guy, or gotten a hermaphrodite, you remember that […]
