Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
The Battle of Piny Glen is often cited as the bloodiest conflict of the Forest War, but no battle could match the carnage Owl troops faced before the fight was even joined. Temperatures rarely reached above zero, and the constant moisture from the heavy snowfall caused the majority of their food stores to rot. Soldiers […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
Thanks for coming out, everybody! If you’ll just move close to the starting line, and sit on those bleachers? Because today’s the day we finally find out which of these bottles of the 2009 Line Shack Monterey County Syrah six pack is the all-time bicycle racing champion! Yes, yes, we know about the controversial last […]
Sunday, October 21, 2012 // Woot
This keyboard, it controls things. Things in the universe! Watch this: I shall type “a tiger appears” and so it appears over there. On that computer screen. The words: “a tiger appears.” But nay, it cannot just control words. Look now, I type in, “Storm clouds on the horizon” and what do you see? Storm […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
We’re not exactly sure what it means, but we heard some teenagers talking about the “filthy” “bass drops” of their preferred musical stylings. Well, if its filth you’re looking for, you couldn’t find greater putrescence than these Klipsch in-ear headphones. If it’s gag-inducing filth you’re after, these deliver. The moving-coil driving speaker delivers rich sound, […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
Drivers around here! Ugh! I mean, in the daytime, it’s fine. But at night? Man, it’s like these people can’t even see me. They’re cutting me off or getting right up on my bumper before they slam on their brakes and honk. And to top it all off, the cops have to pull ME over! […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
Drivers around here! Ugh! I mean, in the daytime, it’s fine. But at night? Man, it’s like these people can’t even see me. They’re cutting me off or getting right up on my bumper before they slam on their brakes and honk. And to top it all off, the cops have to pull ME over! […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
“You are a ninja, young man! You have a code of honor!” “And yet, I am sworn to destroy Master Von Santoku, the monster who killed my father!” “You’ll never survive Ninja Court, my child. As your lawyer, I… um… Honor, what’s the line again?” “CUT!” James yelled in the sort of passionate fury that […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
“Jake, stop complaining. Ella, you too. Mom put me in charge tonight, and I say it’s bed time. Lights out. That means ALL the lights, even video games. Go to your room and go to sleep. If I have to come back up here, you’re going to be in trouble!” flash flash flash flash flash […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
OK let’s knock the product-description out of the way so we can get to the good stuff. Looks like you’ve got everything here to, you know, drink wine. The opener can draw a cork in seconds and spit it out, which is pretty cool, and then you can aerate to your heart’s content and all […]
Saturday, October 20, 2012 // Woot
If a lab rat is used in an experiment carried out by a scientist who is a lab rat, is that animal abuse or peer torture? Are rats that enter a lab uninvited considered “lab rats”? How about lab rats that escape from a lab? Shouldn’t lab rats be required to wear tiny little lab […]
