Wednesday, October 10, 2012 // Woot
Pamela tossed and turned for an hour until she finally gave up and sat up in bed. Even her Luxury Memory Foam mattress topper with the Visco-Elastic memory foam technology couldn’t take away the guilt she felt over Sylvia’s disappearance. She reached over and turned on the light on her nightstand, but then quickly shut […]
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 // Woot
Mackenzie didn’t mind that Jake didn’t seem all that interested in the dream house she’d built. She was pretty sure he’d come around by the time they were married. “And this is the living room,” she told him, pointing it each individual segment of the three-story dollhouse in front of her, “and this is the […]
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 // Woot
Okay, sure: it’s got a bagless Easy Empty Dirt Cup and its exclusive helix system protects the motor while extending filter life. And sure its Dual edge cleaning helps you get to hard to reach places. But c’mon, let’s not overlook the creepy feature here: the automatic cord rewind. Think about it: at best, the […]
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 // Woot
Sure, buddy. Whatever you say. I’ll just follow you to some dank corner of King’s Cross and then poof, magically become a wizard. Has that line ever worked? Holy s—, is that an owl? How did you sneak an owl in here? Look, man, normally I’m pretty chill about this sort of thing but you’re […]
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 // Woot
“Hi. My name’s Core Grenache. Nice to meet you.” “Hi there. Name’s Bosc. Pleasure. Where are you from originally?” “Santa Barbara, California.” “Oh, nice. And you’re a…” “Grape. I’m a grape.” “Figured. I’m a pear myself. From just outside Seattle.” “Oh nice, how is it up there?” “Great. I mean, once you get past the […]
Wednesday, October 10, 2012 // Woot
Back in my day, glow sticks were for two things and two things only: 1. Finding your way out of a dark cave and 2. Going to a rave. Now, based on the fact that you’re dressed as the Starchild, I’m going to assume you’re not going spelunking. I can’t completely eliminate “rave” as an […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
So you were just sitting there thinking to yourself, Jeez, I can’t believe I wasn’t able to snag one of those 3D Televisions Woot sold the other day! Well, have we got sort of relevant news for you! We’ve got an even better deal on a refurbished LG 47″ 1080p LED HDTV today! How ’bout […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
Moving through time is a sport like running is a sport: we all do it occasionally, but there’s a big difference between the pros and the amateurs. Amateurs simply move through time out of necessity. Pros move through time aggressively. They don’t let a single minute go by without challenging it. They always know how […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
“Come sit down, Raoul,” said Leslie, turning on the television. “Brant and I always watch this show together, and since you’re now part of the family, we want to share it with you.” “Hurry up!” said Brant, grabbing the remote. “It’s starting!” “Tonight on Haunted Home Inspector! Certified home inspector and paranormalist Dr. Steven Poe […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
All his life, Manny Sherbzinger had been self-conscious about his abnormally tiny hands. He was a hulking 6 feet 5 inches tall and 320 lbs, but his hands never developed past the age of 4. As you would expect, he was teased mercilessly on a daily basis. At some point in junior high, the other […]
