Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
Do you have one of those infuriating friends who’s just naturally good at everything they try? You’ve spent a lifetime perfecting your foosball game, and this jerk tries it for the first time and defeats you roundly. That’s pretty much the Spanish “Caldero” pot: Annoyingly capable of handling any cooking feat you throw at it. […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
“Wahooooo! Look at the bird on my shirt! He’s having so much fun.” “Yes. I see that. What kind of bird is it?” “I donna. Looks like a bluebird or something. Whatever he is, he sure knows how to have FUN though.” “Is it a Western Bluebird, an Eastern Bluebird, or a Mountain Bluebird?” “I […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
Before you purchase this Judd’s Hill Central Coast Pinot Noir 4-Pack, just know that each bottle will take your palate on a mad-cap journey of bromance, pot smoke, and refusal to grow up even in the face of overwhelming responsibility and pressure to become slightly mature. Intense black cherry aromas will rumble across your nose […]
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 // Woot
Hey! Landlady! Come in! Hope you dig my new pad. Crazy, right? Like I told my friend Neil, I never figured I’d ever stop travelin’. Man, I saw it all, all of this wild, untamed, glorious nation. And I had so many adventures too. Like in that corner, that’s the dirt from my time in […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
Honey! Help me out here. Turn on this Energizer Weather Ready LED Flashlight and leave it on until it runs out of batteries. I’ve got to melt all the candles way down so they’re basically unusable. “Wait, hold on, what? Why? It’s still light outside. And haven’t you been watching the news: there’s a huge […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
“Ah, damn it!” “Man, that’s a wicked slice. In the weeds again?” “Yes. DAMN IT. That’s going to be another lost ball!” “Man, you’ve had a few of those today.” “Yeah, I know. This stupid Refinished Mint Titleist Pro V1 Golf Balls 24-pack doesn’t come with nearly enough golf balls. Why do they sell them […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
Jimmy smiled brightly as the salt-and-pepper haired gentleman walked up to the counter with his purchase. “Good afternoon, sir! Find everything you were looking for today?” “Yeah, sure,” he replied, placing a box on the counter. “Say, that blonde woman who works here isn’t around, is she?” Jimmy fought the urge to roll his eyes. […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
“Episode One,” said Alex. “Happy Birthday Dog! Dog’s friends are planning a surprise party for him, but they don’t have a cake. Frog gathers the letters… can you guess, Donald?” “Shut up, Alex.” answered Donald, not looking up from his dinner. “Episode Two,” continued Alex. “Sh-Sh-Shark! When duck befriends a Shark, he learns the letter […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
“Awww! How cute! Look at all these Winnie the Pooh Band-Aids!” “pppplease…i’m so weak…so much blood.” “Hahaha! Look at Tigger! He’s such a goofball.” “stop…just stop. i walked in front of a dart game…had nothing else to staunch the bleeding…” “I know it’s not a popular choice, but Rabbit was always my favorite. Now I […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
The people you’d see at Bic’s Bar and Grill weren’t the people you’d expect. The outside looked like a run-down biker bar, the inside wasn’t much better, but the crowd was young and wealthy, suave and hip. And they weren’t there ironically, either. Nor was proprietor Bic Henry any kind of grill savant. He used […]
