Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
Oh sure, just as I’m getting ready to launch my new game show – Library Cab – Wine.Woot puts up this Ardente Estate Winery Library Cab sale. Ugh! It was going to be awesome. First, the contestant would get into the cab and lights would go off. When the contestant totally freaked out with excitement […]
Monday, October 8, 2012 // Woot
Boy, I bet you felt pretty good about life sitting there in that line at the crack of dawn, the proud moment of your iPhone 5 pre-order still fresh in your memory. You probably couldn’t wait to whip it out for all your friends and family to see. “Look how long it is?” you’d ask […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
Simply take this Mobile LED Projector with 2GB on-board memory and an SD card slot if you want to expand to 32GB (card not included), hook it up to a DVD player (also not included), put in a good movie (not included), call up your friends (impossible to attain), set a time for them to […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
I mean, when I first heard about this AbsolutelyNew Folding Crate Chair – a chair that’s MEANT to hold animals – I thought, “why would anyone want that?!” Because, seriously, I’ve had my fair share of critters nesting where I sit, and it ain’t pleasant. Like my old recliner that housed a family of squirrels […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
Giovanni stared at Nestoras, then looked down at the weeder in Nestoras’s hands, and then looked back up at Nestoras. “In case you hadn’t noticed, pally,” he said, “I don’t have a lot of greenery problems here in the city. Now what’s this little visit about?” “A little birdy told me you had a hand […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
Mackenzie had heard her grandmother talking about a hope chest once. You put pictures or letters or other little trinkets inside to represent the dreams you hope will come true one day. Which is exactly why, at this very moment, Gavin was tucked safely away inside her KidKraft Toy Box. Mackenzie wasn’t sure exactly how […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
Makita Cordless Drill Combo Set. Uhh. Tonight, we’re gonna make it. We’re gonna open you up and make that bookshelf. Just let me put on a little music first. Uhh. Right on, baby, right on. Uhhh. That’s nice, ain’t it, Makita Cordless Drill Combo Set? Come on over here. Spread yourself out by where I’ve […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
Hey, what’s up? Sweet party, right? I totally know the guy who rents this place. So what’s your name? Lacy? Cool, great to meet you Lacy! My name’s Gabe. So what’s your costume supposed to be? Sexy Librarian? Oh. Sexy Michelle Obama? No? Just regular? Okay. Cool. Me? Sexy Russian Nesting Doll. ‘Cause I can […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
As a pathological liar, I’ve misrepresented myself as a million different types of people. Race car driver, banker, airline pilot, even a wine critic slash mountain climber! That’s how I know this 2007 Climbing Chardonnay is literally the cure for cancer. Ha! Gotcha! Remember that part where I’m a pathological liar? This 2007 Climbing Chardonnay […]
Sunday, October 7, 2012 // Woot
Thinking about buying this scale? Well, let us tell you about what it can and can’t do: This scale can estimate your body fat, body water, and muscle mass as long as you’re barefoot. No matter how long you stand on it, though, it won’t tell you that you look beautiful. This scale has Normal […]
