Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
Anybody can take embarrassing photos of high-society members and sell them back for outrageous sums, but not everybody can do it will artistic flair. I try to capture the emotional ESSENCE of each dalliance at the Four Seasons, not just the bare FACTS. And that’s why I choose the Nikon D3000 SLR with 18-55mm Lens […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
Okay, so it’s a paddle board, right? But one that you blow up! You know, like bubble gum. Except it’s really rigid, thanks to thousands of vertically oriented strands of identical length that connect the top deck to the bottom. So it’s kind of like bubble gum that’s super firm and doesn’t pop. Which, if […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
Honor tried to be as polite as she could to her roommate. Maybe it wasn’t her fault she couldn’t understand. Maybe she just was exhausted and needed more sleep. “No, it’s easy, see? These Joseph Joseph Indexed Cutting Boards are made specifically to avoid cross-contamination.” Honor’s Roommate crossed her arms. “I get it, but what’s […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
“All right. There’s the map. You ready to plan?” Jake looked at his father across the small block sculptures they’d built on the living room floor. “Ready, dad. Let’s do this thing.” Tim nodded. “Okay. That’s the United States Capitol. And that means the first hot dog guy should be standing right about… there.” “Is […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
“Welcome to Tiny’s Teahouse. We’re sure to have a wacky time today, just like every day! Hopefully Benchy is in a better mood today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Come on inside.” [Tiny’s Teahouse intro] “Hi Fishies!” “Hi Tiny!” “Hi Ruggies!” “Well hello up there, Tiny!” “HAHAHAHAHA. Hello Benchy!” “Mrrrffffghffghghghgg. Killllll meee todayyyyy, Tiny?” “What’s that, Benchy? I couldn’t […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
The human is piloted by the penguin. The penguin is itself piloted by a pigeon, because if humans found a bird had infiltrated their society, they’d definitely trust a cute penguin more than a pigeon. The pigeon is piloted by a mouse who’s piloted the pigeon for so long that he’s forgotten he’s a mouse. […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
Think of all the things you can do in the twenty minutes after you’ve decanted these Berberana Vina Alarde Spanish Rioja wines as you wait for their aged character to truly come alive. You could peacefully reflect on your day. You could start reading that book you’ve been dying to get to. You could uncomfortably […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
So, yeah. Here it is! My home office! “Wow! It’s really nice!” Thanks. It cost a lot to set up, but I like how it turned out. Really inspires me to work, you know? “Totally. Oh, hey! Neat Desk!” Yeah, it is, isn’t it? “I was actually talking about the…” Yeah, I contacted this guy […]
Friday, October 5, 2012 // Woot
Now, I know most of you won’t believe me, but it’s true. I know what I saw. I turned on the television and there it was: an episode of According to Jim! Sounds normal enough, right? Except for one thing: the original run of According to Jim finished on June 2nd! OF 2009! I WAS […]
Friday, October 5, 2012 // Woot
Hey y’all! Joe here, from Discount Joe’s Gently Used Camping Supplies! Due to a shipping error, and also that horrible tragedy with the amateur hiking class, we’ve had a recent glut of slightly soiled but still good enough sleeping bags fresh from Mt. Denali! Come on down! If you don’t mind the stains or smells […]
