Thursday, October 4, 2012 // Woot
Moving far away from home and being forced to live in a 10′ x 10′ box with a complete stranger is pretty tough, I’ll grant you. But can you at least make an effort to be civilized? I didn’t say a word when you borrowed my shower shoes without asking, even though your feet are […]
Thursday, October 4, 2012 // Woot
Alright you guys, I got bad news: Kimble’s Kandies is 4.5 million in a hole. If we don’t roll out a hit this year, we’re done. So what do we got? “Well, this time of year, people are always putting out that dried, colored corn, right? Why don’t we make something that looks and tastes […]
Thursday, October 4, 2012 // Woot
Halloween. For some, it’s the best holiday of the year, full of spooky thrills, cackling laughter, and delightful frights. For other, more mythological creatures, it is time spent huddled in terror, away for the shining eyes of human children the world over. But, with your help, we can end that suffering. Once upon a time, […]
Thursday, October 4, 2012 // Woot
Look, we’re just going to come right out and say it: your iThing (iPad, iPod, any iPhone not followed by a 5) needs some new friends. Seriously, it probably spends all day in a protective case in your pocket or in your messenger bag, right? And the only other things it connects to: your laptop, […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Remember a few years ago when everybody was having Mad Men-themed parties? Skinny ties, pomade, and Angostura Bitters were suddenly such a hot commodity that it was difficult to keep them in stock. So you have to figure: Soon there’s going be a 90s-era show that drives nostalgia theme-parties, right? Make sure you host the […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, I hate this part, when we get near the hole. I mean, you’d think it’d be easier, but it’s not! All my clubs have too much power. If only I had one that was designed for just this. What? Use my Odyssey Golf White Ice #4 Putter? Ha! That’s a good one, Greg. […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Admittedly, Rod was a little creeped out by this kid. He always seemed to pop up out of nowhere and sneak up on you when you least expected it. “Hey, Mister. Whatcha doin?” “Jeez, kid! You scared me,” Rod said with a jump. “What’s your name again? Timmy? Well, Timmy. I’m just cleaning up this […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Michelle checked under the toddler bed and behind the shelves and dresser in Ella’s bedroom. Jake scoured the living room. Olivia put down the book she was reading under extreme eye-rolling protest to search the hallways and kitchen. And Ella, poor Ella, sat on top of her floor puzzle with the grim realization that the […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
I’m a professional photographer. What kinda work do I do? Mostly headshots… for the recently… arrested. Okay, fine, I do mug shots. But you know what? I love it! Honestly, I do. It’s great to work in the arts! But man! The work environment can be a downer sometimes! I mean, would it kill these […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Ah, I’ve waited so long for this. You kids have made my life a living hell with your skateboards and your bike ramps and your stupid loud parties and ugly dog. And now here you come, panhandling for sugar. Sure, dig in! Take a handful, take two! I’ve spent a lot of time preparing these […]
