Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
OK folks, listen up. We’ve identified a huge demographic target for our wines: The Norse. Turns out that Vikings drink more wine per capita than any other pillaging barbaric group, and the earlier we can grab market share in Scandinavia the better. These dark ages ain’t gonna last forever, folks. Now here’s the thing: Turns […]
Wednesday, October 3, 2012 // Woot
Future You won’t really pay attention when you make him watch the evidence playing on the 14-inch high-definition screen in front of him. He’ll shuffle his feet a bit, drum his fingers on the desk, and twist his mouth nervously the way you do sometimes. After all, he’s you. From the future. When the video […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
I can’t tell you many times I’ve looked at my lunch and sighed, disgusted that I can’t take a picture of it and post it to Facebook for everyone to enjoy. And my cat! My stupid ugly cat! Did you know there’s a site called Reddit devoted entirely to stupid pictures of cats? It’s true! […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
When’s that Ironman thing in Hawaii? October 13? Yeah, I think I’m ready. I’ve got this Embark 32 Ounce Water Bottle – 2 Pack, so I’m pretty much set! What is it? Some swimming? Some jogging? Some time on a bike? Big deal. It’s all about staying hydrated. And how could I not stay hydrated […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
Chief Encharge slammed his office door behind him, causing Detective Hinkle to jump in his seat. Miller, on the other hand, did nothing but stare at the floor solemly. The Chief rounded his desk, sat, and clapped his hands together before resting his face against them. He stared at the two detectives a long time […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
Mackenzie stepped out of her castle tent and surveyed her dominion. “You there! Cares-A-Lot Bear, is it? Care to bring me a goblet of something cool and refreshing?” She waited patiently for a response. But when Cares-A-Lot Bear remained unmoved, that’s when Mackenzie gave the order that all the stuffed animals and dollies feared the […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
The word “compromise” has a lot of negative connotations, but it’s so important when making big decisions. For instance, for my wedding I wanted a laid-back, informal feel while my wife wanted a more hoity-toity affair. I wanted drinks to be served in mason jars, she wanted them served in crystal, and we compromised on […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
You can’t get a group of nerds together without this question eventually getting raised. Everybody has an opinion, and everybody thinks theirs is absolutely correct, but the debate goes on. Who would be a more dependable, consistent, and professional air traffic controller: Batman or Dracula? Countless variables play into this choice. Which Batman are we […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
IMPOSSIBLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WINEMAKER I’m in a real bind of my own making through a series of terrible decisions with little to no regard or forethought for potential consequences! Obviously the only possible option is to do something illicit! RANDOM DUDE WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO HAVE HIGH-ECHELON CRIMINAL CONNECTIONS Despite demonstrating no real experience […]
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
Look, we’re not saying 3D is always used correctly in the movies of today. But we are saying 3D is flat-out cool. Just because some directors waste it on lame ideas doesn’t mean the technology is at fault! Was it Darth Vader’s fault his childhood was lousy? No! Was it Britt Reid’s fault that Seth […]
