Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
Rooting for the underdog is so played. You think you’re being “cool” and “genuine” by pulling for the loser? Psssh. Maybe ten years ago. These days I’m all about rooting for the overdog, and there’s no surer bet than the MacBook Air. Awww, Intel is just now playing catch-up with its Ultrabooks? That’s adorable. But […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
Hey all, YOU ARE INVITED! To my place for POKER NIGHT: An evening of friends and friendly bets! Friday at 8pm! I’ve got the beers and the Executive Poker Set, but if you want to bring a snack or something else to drink, by all means do! One quick thing: if we could keep this […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
If you’d lived in the building as long as some of its residents have, you’d know two important things about its superintendent Nestoras: He doesn’t like dogs very much, and he’s not a fan of wearing much in the way of clothing during his off hours. Most people figure out the first bit fairly quickly. […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
Dakody didn’t have the same resources now. Granny Sharon had made it her mission to unleash his inner visions, and turn that frustration into creation. But his Mom and Dad didn’t feel the same way about art supplies. It was a good thing that Dakody knew how to improvise. Dakody didn’t have the same resources […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
The BlackMax Pressure Washer is a good combo of price and power for the amateur power-washer. But for those who aren’t in the power-washing biz, all these features and specs can seem a little overwhelming. We here at Woot are big power-washer geeks, and we’re happy to talk you through some of the more complicated […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
Teatles’ set list from last night: – I Want to Hold Your Handle – Twist and Spout – Got to Get You Into My Cup – Strawberry Zinger Forever – I’ve Got a Darjeeling – Earlgray Rigby – Love Me Brew – Get Black (Tea)! Encore: – My Tea Gently Steeps – Can’t Buy Matte […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
All right, the pizza’s here at last. Let me just move these brownies and my Bob Marley CDs… what? Stoner? Sir or Madame, I’ll have you know I’m in no way a stoner. I just appreciate a good 3-Pack of Stonier. Let me tell you, it’s a dark day when a man can’t put on […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
“Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second. Did you say this is a ‘digital’ camera?” “That’s right. It’s got a wide-angle lens and 26x optical zoom.” “I see. And it records visual representations digitally?” “Yes, it takes digital photographs.” “Ohhhh, OK. So you can use it to take pictures of the photographs you already took […]
Friday, September 7, 2012 // Woot
Hello there, stranger on the street. I was just wondering if you could tell me what is the size of your television screen. No, wait! Don’t! BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW MINE IS BIGGER! YOU SEE, INSTEAD OF A “TELEVISION,” I HAVE A PROJECTOR, AN OPTOMA HD HOME THEATER PROJECTOR! IT’S CAPABLE OF PROJECTING 300 INCHES […]
Friday, September 7, 2012 // Woot
“Wow, Dan, I knew you were quite the culinarian but everything?” “Yep.” “Ha, not this steak I bet!” “Of course I did, Jerry, and that’s no steak. It’s an opossum.” “…ha, good one Dan. Always kiddin’ around.” “I’d never kid about something as serious as sustainable food. I bagged it myself with my Gamo Varmint […]
