Tuesday, August 14, 2012 // Woot
I can’t really fathom wanting more war in my life, to be honest. Maybe I’m not the target demographic for this War Stories 36 DVD Set. I see enough war stuff in the papers every day; I don’t know if I could bear 50 movies about war as well. But, y’know, if it’s your thing […]
Tuesday, August 14, 2012 // Woot
So there are cute animals representing the four houses from the “Song of Fire and Ice” series of books…no problem, right? And look! They’re fighting with each other and awwww isn’t that cute and WAIT A SECOND NO CHILD SHOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS SERIES. It would be like if there was an […]
Tuesday, August 14, 2012 // Woot
Duuuude. Chill. You’re totally harshin’ my mellow. You’re all going on about some mystical dark fruit character, blueberries and plums and whatnot. And I’m just sitting here, aging gracefully, staring up at the stars. The starrrsss, Man. They’re like … out there. When I squint like this, I swear I can see some strange little […]
Tuesday, August 14, 2012 // Woot
Have you seen her lately? Yeah, she pretty much looks amazing. She lost a lot of weight. Everyone’s calling her “Slim.” I’d kill to know her secret. I really need to watch my diet. I usually just hoover up whatever the kids drop on the floor. Ok, the dogs too. I know, it’s humiliating. I […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
Walking to class in silence stinks! You need some music to zone out and forget about the impending three-hour lecture! And we’ve got just the thing to pump it into your lobes: JLab J3 Earbuds! These bad boys feature aluminum housing and full spectrum micro drivers to deliver crystal clear highs, deep mids, and punchy […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
You’ve made a lot of progress, Jeremy, and now I want to try a new exercise with you. We’ve talked at length about the issues you feel towards your mother, your father, your uncle, your dog, your teachers, your sister, your boss, and your ex-girlfriend. There’s a whole lot of things you’re carrying around. So […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
Chastity turned out the dorm room light and turned on the flashlight. “Okay, you guys, the first meeting of the Freshmen Under-Blanket Friendship Society has now come… to order!” There was a small round of applause from under the blanket dangled over the desk. “Wow!” Purity offered, opening the bag of marshmallows. “With you guys […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
Jake had to think really hard about Michelle’s question. “What do you want for lunch on the first day of school?” wasn’t something a guy could just answer off the top of his head. There was a lot going on there! For example, if Jake told his mom he wanted her to fill his Lock […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
Because for real, brothers and sisters, with this Aerobed Inclining Mattress, I’m ready to sit in as long as it takes.You know, to get, like, justice or whatever. La lucha continua! Just because the administration gave us everything we wanted doesn’t mean now is the time to let up! We need to press our strength, […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
Look, buddy, I know you think you’re hot stuff and all. I know you been school bus monitoring for five years, that you’ve broken up your fair share of fights, that you’ve seen the tears flow like fountains, that you’ve got a quick hand when it comes to doling out band-aids and Neosporin. But look, […]
