Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
As a person of legal drinking age, maybe school isn’t something you do. Maybe it’s something for your kids, or your friends. Or maybe it IS something you do and you’re furthering your education! Regardless, you didn’t get where you are by giving in. You know that sometimes… you’ve gotta be a little jerky. But […]
Monday, August 13, 2012 // Woot
And today’s lesson is: invest a few bucks in making a good first impression in your dorm. A good-looking set of sheets will pay for itself by winter break. How, you ask? Take notes here. It’s move-in day. You conspicuously lug one of these stylish, durable 30-piece bedding sets into the residence hall. People take […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
Time! It’s all around us! In our hair! Our food! Our faces! Our clothes! Our bodies! Our pastries! Our plants! Our thumbs! Our pasta! Everything! There is no escaping time. The only solution is to harness it, to make it work for you, to make it tell you its secrets. And in order to do […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
Some tips for bottle-training your water: 1. Never put your water in the bottle as punishment. 2. Make the bottle a calm and relaxing place to be. 3. Make sure the bottle is made of tough, stainless steel so that your water knows it’s safe. 4. Make sure the bottle is leak-proof in case your […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
“Miller,” said Hinkle. “What is it, Hinkle?” answered Miller. “I was just wondering… do you think a horse would be capable of chopping up a good salsa?” Miller didn’t answer right away. First, he leaned over and stopped the tape recorder. “Hinkle, I’m gonna erase that question because I don’t want the boys at the […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
Listen, lady. Michelle is it? I’ll just call you “Mom.” Anyway, I don’t know how things were done way back in olden times when you were at daycare, but no one, I repeat no one gives a rip about what lunchbox they carry to daycare, or even what they carry in their lunchbox for that […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
Georgia O’Keefe was known for her close-up paintings of petals and flowers, and with the Nordicware Rose Bundt Pan you can pay homage to the artist’s greatest works. But…you know…not necessarily with all the…associated…ummmmmm…symbolic imagery…and…well…this is uncomfortable…but…ummmm…it’s just that many people think Georgia O’Keefe’s flower works look a lot like…*gulp*…representations of female…ummm…sensuality…and…jeez, is it hot […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
“No dude, I read about these guys. You can do whatever you want to this muffin and it can’t do anything back. It’s like a law from the king or something.” “Do they even have a king? I only ever hear about the queen.” “Well you can’t have one without the other.” “I guess so.” […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
I, Oberon, whom some might call the king, Bring now to you a Cab and a Merlot Need not ye thank me, rather, do your part And bring me things to grill that pair with each. Ah, Robin Good! A man of taste! I see you bring the pork chops. Well met, well met. For […]
Sunday, August 12, 2012 // Woot
You want to know a secret? I actually started out in janitorial, if you can believe it! And what’s even crazier than that, I’ve only been here a week! How is that even possible? I’ll explain! You see, it was my second day, and I was just doing my job – using my map to […]
