Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Deep within Pamela’s closet, buried in a dark corner under old shoes and a few items of clothing that have fallen off their hangers, sits a Makita Cordless Drill Combo Set just like the one you see here. Pamela couldn’t tell you how long it’s been there. She’s probably forgotten it’s even there. But someday, maybe […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Maybe it wasn’t the most brilliant plan he’d ever had to meet women. But when the cop showed up at Todd’s door, he was actually kind of surprised. Turns out you need a small business license to operate a nail salon from your home. Who knew? It’s not like he was getting enough “business” to […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be just fine. The world’s all right. You’re going to be all right. Just turn on your refurbished VIZIO 42″ 1080p LCD HDTV and watch. Watch the pretty pictures. They’re in 1080p. So pretty. So soothing. You’re just fine. All is well. You don’t need to go out. You don’t […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Andrea Windspeaker wiped her bloody sword on the pristine snow and sheathed it. She gave a brief prayer to the Seven Gods, kissing the rune that hung by a laniard on her neck and kneeling over the body. “He died well.” Andrea said to her companion. But he paid no heed, for in addition to […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Yes, thank you, Roger, it WOULD be very nice if you’d step back a little from my six bottles of 2010 Cilla’s Blend, as your body heat might be changing the room’s ambient temperature, and thus ruining my tasting experience. Are you sure you assigned your meeting to Room DC5.0098.4? Because I know for a […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, there’s nothing like the open road on my Yamaha. I mean, watching the open road on my Yamaha 5.1 Channel Receiver with Blu-ray. Yeah, that’s the life, man. Just me and the pavement I’m watching on some show about bikers or motorcycles or something on my TV connected to the receiver. It doesn’t […]
Thursday, August 9, 2012 // Woot
“Oh, you wanted to FORGET the quirky ex-girlfriend?” “Yeah.” “Oh. Are you sure? She’s really cute, but in a quirky way. She wears funky scarves and hats and stuff.” “Yeah, and she dyes her hair neat colors. I know. That’s one of the reasons it was so hard to deal with losing her. But I […]
Thursday, August 9, 2012 // Woot
Hello Mr. Levine of Earth’s Teeter ThunderBell instructional video. We have recently received transmission of your exercise regime from Earth. And though we believe the ThunderBell to be an excellent, space-saving exercise solution, it is difficult for us to determine its precise efficacy given one quirk about Planet P2022ZE3: Gravity is reversed here. From our […]
Thursday, August 9, 2012 // Woot
“Bedroom furniture duty, huh?” Jimmy had been waiting for the right time to strike up a conversation with the new girl for days. She was the most exciting thing to happen to Ruttles since last year’s White Sale, and he wanted to make a good first impression. “Get ready for the most boring eight hours […]
Thursday, August 9, 2012 // Woot
It’s not that Teresa doesn’t mean well, it’s just that she doesn’t have a clue. And she never really has, as evidenced by her 10-year train wreck of a marriage to Todd, which resulted in Dakody, the devil incarnate. The fact that she was now a former family member seemed to be lost on her, […]
