Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
I’m a super forgetful person by nature. I swear it’s not thoughtlessness; I just tend to forget the little details, including plugging my phone in at night. Luckily, this uNu battery case effectively doubles my iPhone’s battery life, so my memory lapses don’t totally screw me. But that got me thinking: Why not invent solutions […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
A sleeping bag? Capable of protecting you against temperatures as low as 30 degrees? With a draft tube that keeps out cold air and prevents heat loss? And zip-together capabilities? Pshaw! I spit on it all! Don’t get me wrong. It’s not that I don’t understand its value. It’s just that it pains me to […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
Craig never considered he was spending too much time at his job until the peanut butter cookies started looking like iRobot Roomba 555s. But, sure enough, there they were! A dozen tasty little robots staring up at him while he mashed them with a fork. In fact, he could picture them scuttling across the floor […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
“Gentlemen! I won’t lie to you. We’re facing an authority figure like none we’ve ever faced before. This enemy won’t go away, won’t let up, won’t slack off. This authority figure is determined to squeeze every drop from us. And if we don’t stand up to them now… there may be nothing left to defend.” […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
“Where’s the next hole?” “It’s a dog-leg around that stand of furze. You see it?” “No. To the right of the furze?” “Yup, to the right of the furze but to the left of those two tall pines.” “Those pines?” “No, no. Those pines.” “OK. In front of the willow bower?” “No.” “So behind the […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
What we’re looking at here isn’t just an anthropomorphic tea bag who bares a striking resemblance to a popular animated American television show; it’s actually the diving coach of one Stephan Feck of Germany. Unlike the judges, Coach Bag didn’t have anything bad to say about Feck’s form. “Nailed it as far as I’m concerned,” […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic was a …” “Shhhh.” “Why are we whispering?” “I’m listening to the sommelier at the table behind me.” “What’s he saying?” “I have no idea.” “You can’t hear him?” “I can hear him just fine. I just don’t understand a word he is saying.” “Then why are you… “ … Domenico […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
Oh, taking lunch at your desk again, Bryan? Not me! No, I’m thinkin’ I might have a little PB&J, as in a little Paddle Board and jelly, except hold the jelly! Yeah, I just got tired of all the sitting, you know? I wanted to get out, feel the wind between my teeth, so to […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
For most of us, this is simply a great opportunity to stock up on some rechargeable batteries to power our electronics and other stuff. But for our users in Philadelphia, it’s something so much more. See, Phillies season is in full swing, and the Eagles will be taking the field soon enough. You know what […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
When the collar landed the shirt sent a party of buttons to greet it. “Welcome,” they said. “You have chosen an ideal spot, for this is a land of comfort and durability, of casual classy-ness and semi-formality.” “It certainly is a breath of fresh air after the rigid, corporate world of dress shirts from which […]
