Wednesday, August 8, 2012 // Woot
Enter, gentle visitor, and welcome to the Madame Esmerelda’s domain! Wait! I’m getting a vision! I see that you that you have come with questions about your future, yes? Whoa, hey, don’t get so excited, buddy. I mean, you just walked into a fortune teller’s place, you know? I didn’t exactly need the Spirit World […]
Wednesday, August 8, 2012 // Woot
First off, I just want to state for the record that I did everything in my power to fix my mistake. I really did. Anyone here can tell you just how seriously I take this job. Each and every one of the clients within my care are important to me. I watch over them, share […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
All you techies take a looky at this Grab your wallets and click don’t miss All you techies take a looky at this Grab your wallets and click don’t miss Just buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it now Click it good, buy this HP just like you should Right now, click […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Hey, don’t sweat whether or not you should buy this Swiss Legend Neptune Pilot Men’s Watch. Truth is, you don’t have to be a pilot to own one. That doesn’t mean you can’t be a pilot and own one. Pilots are welcome to buy this watch as well. Honestly, anyone from any station of life […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Brant was outside, hose-washing his Safavieh Courtyard 2-Piece Rug Set. Nestoras slipped into place quietly with arms folded, a small and confident smile on his face. This time, Nestoras was sure Brant was as good as caught. Nestoras didn’t say a word. He decided to just let Brant notice him first. Brant, of course, wasn’t […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember: 24: Absorbent diapers are not portals to another dimension. 25: I should not try to scare my little sister by telling her she might fall through the magic portal in her diapers. 26: I should never ever open the window in Ella’s […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Uoy wonk woh ralupop cisum si lluf fo neddih segassem nehw uoy netsil ot ti sdrawkcab? Ekil woh emos Neeuq sgnos niatnoc terces orp-gurd segassem. Ro fi uoy yalp Tnaegres Reppep sdrawkcab, ti slaever eht elohw “Nhoj si daed” ycaripsnoc. Llew, fi uoy’er otni taht dnik fo gniht neht eseht Hcspilk Ygrene Aidemitlum Srekaeps era […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
In Buddhist philosophy, reality is often interpreted as a coin with two sides. The enlightened individual is the one who can see both sides at once – nothingness and impermanence. Similarly, with shirts such as this one it’s important to hold many questions in your mind at once. For instance, is that actually the villain […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
Two white-haired men sat in the little boat on the edge of the pond they’d fished together since they were boys. “We were both just knee-high to a grasshopper,” Charlie would always say when recollecting the beginning of his lifelong friendship with Dale. Dale would just nod his head and grunt in agreement. He wasn’t […]
Tuesday, August 7, 2012 // Woot
So you’re a hefty guy. Ain’t no shame in it. Just more to love, right? So you like to wash your 20-piece bucket of fried chicken down with 120-ounces of non-diet cola. Big whoop. You’re a man with a man-sized hunger and thirst. Deal with it America. But there’s one thing no one should ever […]
