Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
Danielle tied the red ribbon around the 6-piece Home Source Towel Set she had purchased for Phil and then set it aside, wondering if it was even a good idea to give it to him. She didn’t want him to get the wrong idea. But after their unintentional post-brunch hook-up, she was pretty sure there […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
She decided that if someone caught her, she’d say she was testing it to make sure it was safe for Jake and Ella. After all, no one could be sure what was actually in the included green and blue Bubble Solution, right? What if it was something scary? Better the oldest child play with it […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
Listen, you are a good friend and I trust you, but know this: My computer isn’t a Mac at all. I’ve disguised a Lenovo ThinkPad Edge to look like a Mac, so I can hang out and work on my screenplay at Starbucks all day just like everybody else. Shhhhh…keep your voice down. There’s a […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
“I thought humans had poor hearing.” “They do, but our hooves make a racket on this wood flooring. Walk very carefully. The little one sleeps in here.” “Aw, we’re doing it to the little one?” “Yeah, why?” “I dunno. They’re kind of cute in a weird way.””If you say so. This is the door. Are […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
Today’s wine offering is the 2006 Brut Rose, not to be confused with Brut by Faberge, a cologne first launched in 1964. Whereas the 2006 Brut Rose is made predominantly from Pinot Noir and is bright, bold, vibrant and quite dry, Brut by Faberge is made predominately from the sweat of an excessively hairy man […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
Marie Antoinette once said “Let them eat cake!” That has nothing to do with the Swiss Legend Watches, we’re just reminding everyone that it might be time for cake. And if you had a Swiss Legend Watch, you could know that for sure. Think about it right now: is it time for cake? Oh, you’re […]
Monday, July 30, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
Monday, July 30, 2012 // Woot
Raider Steel is a military super soldier who has served in every war since Korea and recorded over 900 confirmed kills. He once lived inside the wall of a Colombian drug lord’s house for three weeks before killing him just to prove he could. Brody Thunder is…well, he’s not HOMELESS per se, he just sort […]
Monday, July 30, 2012 // Woot
Nestoras was looking at a pair of tens, but he wasn’t gonna show it. He’d been a super long enough to build a pretty solid poker face. Yes, ma’am, that pipe was fixed on Tuesday, it must be something else. Yes, sir, I absolutely would have been there to fix your window, but my Aunt […]
Monday, July 30, 2012 // Woot
She could feel the wrapper tickling the very tip of her middle finger as she stretched out her hand toward the chocolate. Just a little further, Ella thought as she strained against the adjustable three-point safety harness. Just a wee bit closer and that sugary goodness would be hers. For months, she had bided her time, watching […]
