Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
“Sam? Sam are those chicken thighs on the grill?” “Yes.” “Well are you watching them?” “SEEING AS I’M ANSWERING YOU FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE AND THE GRILL IS OUTSIDE, WHAT WOULD YOUR BEST EDUCATED GUESS BE?” “They’re going to burn.” “They’re not going to burn. I’ll go flip them as soon as there’s a commercial. […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
I have a very tackle-able face. That’s what my therapist told me, after tackling me at the beginning of our last session. And he’s right, too. It’s always been that way. Just walking down the street? Tackled! Going to grab my mail? Tackled. Washing my hands in a public restroom? Tackled. I can’t even go […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
Detective Hinkle hurried into the room bearing two cups of coffee from the shop downstairs. “I’m sorry I’m late, Miller. Did I miss anything? I hope I didn’t miss something.” Detective Miller could barely contain his excitement as he put down his binoculars. “Oh. My. Gawd. Robert, you are not going to believe what these […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
McBride was confident he had really found something here. Something new. Something previously undiscovered. Something no modern human had laid eyes on … until now. He had stumbled upon this surprising finding during one of his daily hikes/off-the-record artifact-hunting missions. His boss, the director of the local Archeological Society, had told him repeatedly not to […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
Okay, yes – I see how the Diamond Wheels quickly sharpens both sides of a dull and damaged knife, and I see that the Ceramic wheels will polish it. I see that it’s quick and that it’ll take care of alloy, carbon, and stainless steel knives. But here’s the thing: where’s the setting for spoon? […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
Everyone likes to disparage video games for corrupting children’s morality with all their violence and gore and sex and stuff, but games can do some good in the world too, y’know. Like in some of the later Legend of Zelda games: if you decide to harass a chicken, arguably one of the most defenseless creatures […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
All right, break it up, you two, break it up! Get out of the car, both of you, and let’s try to be decent when you do, shall we? Just look at yourselves. You two ought to be ashamed, hiding out up here in your car like this, especially at your age. You’re married, for […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012 // Woot
“Jerry, honey, I’m home. And I’ve got some great news. We’re gonna have a Quintet!” “Oh my God! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? I had that vasectomy last year. I didn’t think it was possible!” “No Jerry, that’s not …” “You know what? It doesn’t even matter. If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be. […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
There are only two human emotions worth bearing witness to: Comedy and Tragedy. Luckily with the Zmodo 8-Channel Surveillance Camera, you can catch both. And, if you’re lucky, you might observe that rarest of surveillance phenomena: Dramedy. You see, the Zmodo system has 2 dome cameras and 2 bullet cameras, so it can catch anything […]
Tuesday, July 31, 2012 // Woot
Man, just look at all the great stuff this Travelon 4-in-1 Emergency Tool has! Seat belt cutter, Window Hammer, LED Flashlight, a Flashing Red Beacon, even a magnet to attach the whole thing to the body of the car should I need to do that. This is fantastic! Now all I need is to get […]
