Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
Sylvia didn’t give two rips about baby food this or marinades that. Her number one priority for this Hurom Slow Juicer was to successfully extract every single micro ounce of booze from this vodka-infused watermelon. She definitely needed it after her most recent encounter with Lesley. She had made the mistake of getting on the […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
The difference between a grandmother and everyone else is that a grandmother loves you more. And that’s why Sharon told Teresa she was going to watch Dakody until September. Of course Todd didn’t mind, he always had some reason to be somewhere else. But he loved his son, and he knew his mother did a […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
Hey woah, why’s everyone jumping to these rash and litigious conclusions? We have absolutely no reason to suspect that Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri are in any danger now that she’s divorcing long-time Scientology acolyte Tom Cruise, and even LESS reason to suspect the two will be abducted by a group of highly-paid anti-thetan […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
DAY 1 – Quite an eventful first day on the island. I hadn’t gotten a mile into the thick forest before being confronted by a giant, living Tyrannosaurus Rex! I couldn’t believe my eyes! Could it be that this beast is its species sole survivor and that it’s been living quietly on this remote island […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
Go on, name three different seas. Go on! We bet you can’t! Try! Try right now! Okay, well, that was pretty good, we guess. We could only think of two of those. Guess you know your seas. So you’re probably the kind of person who would really enjoy having four different kinds of sea salt! […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
An excerpt from my rejected spec script for the show, Sherlock: Int. British Room Day SHERLOCK enters, looking tall, vampire-y, and British. JOHN WATSON follows him in, also in looking British but not as tall and pretty much vampire-free. The room is decorated with ANTIQUE-Y BRITISH-LOOKING STUFF. A small TERRIER sleeps on the couch. The […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
