Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
Hey, Derrick, you wouldn’t happen to have another Xtreme 6′ HDMI Cable, would you? You know, one of the ones that consolidates video, audio, and data streams. “Yeah, I bought a two-pack. Why?” Oh, I was just asking because I kinda cut the other one in half… “What?” Well, you know how I get when […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
I know I’m all set! I’ve got my swim trunks, my sun screen, and my Hydroslide Towable Two-Person Tube! Summer’s here and it’s time to hit the lake for some sweet tubin’ action. Anyone who comes with is gonna be tubin’ in style, I’m tellin’ you! It’s a cockpit design so we can feel like […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
Sylvia opened the case to her Ricci Argentieri flatware set. She picked up one of the salad forks and admired its 18/10 stainless steel craftsmanship, and the 10 percent nickel that provided a silver-like luster without the need for polishing. She and Rod had received the flatware as a wedding gift, just as her mother […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
Had Mackenzie not been so stunned when her mother sternly inquired just what she thought she was doing, she probably would’ve been equally as confused by the ignorance of the question. It seemed like it should be obvious. In fact, if she’d had the capacity to tell her, she probably would’ve have said something like: […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
I’m here to help, people. You have shows you love to watch. You also have a busy schedule. I understand that. But now, for a fraction of the cost of a refurbished Roku XD 1080p Streaming Player, you can get the exact same service from me. Because I’m willing to act out your favorite shows.Hear […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
The lazy dog thought about chasing the fox, but he was sooooo tired. The lazy dog mentally reprimanded himself for not doing anything anymore. The lazy dog signed up for a rock climbing class. The quick brown fox jumped over a pile of cinder blocks. The quick brown fox landed awkwardly. The quick brown fox […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
Lesley “Turk” Crenshaw is a mechanic. He was raised in a blue collar community of hard-workin’ folks with good, old-fashioned values. He didn’t go to prep school and he doesn’t have a fancy college degree. He comes home every night covered from head to toe in axle grease and reeking of gasoline. He’s got more […]
Friday, July 27, 2012 // Woot
I swear to you, Dave, I’m just as upset about this as you are. Of course, I want BLARGLE! to have a great show. I didn’t spend the last twenty-four hours of my life making over a hundred gallons of fake blood, securing fire insurance, AND alerting conservative family groups that you were coming for […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
Every person has their breaking point. Every person has that moment when they can’t take any more and the stink of the city overwhelms them. I’ve reached that point. I can’t watch silently any more. I’m taking my HP 17.3″ Quad-Core Laptop into my own hands and I’m going to make a difference. With the […]
Thursday, July 26, 2012 // Woot
People always talk about how it’s “every kid’s dream” to hit that home run that wins the World Series, like everyone’s some juiced up glory hound in waiting. Not me. When I close my eyes and envision that fateful Game 4 with my team up 3-0 in the best of seven series, I’m always shallow […]
