Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
When with envy shines nearly all men’s eyes, I ponder not nor bemoan my good fate Nor boast aloud, unaware of my cries And looks from men whose hearts burn so irate Keen I am to those who plot, scheme, and mope, Hoping that I, like them, will fail, and soon They desire my art, […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
“Welcome to the show.” “Thank you very much.” “Tell me, are you happy overall with the HBO series based on your wine?” “Yes, I am. Honestly, I had a lot of trepidation about the idea of a wine-based television in the first place. I just couldn’t picture it. But the terrific production team really brought […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
Oh, sorry. I didn’t hear your question. I was listening to music, music that I made, or should I say, music that I will quite-possibly make. And no, I don’t mean demos. You see, I like to think of myself aspiring aspiring musician; basically, at some point in the future, I’d like to have the […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
She’s a simple kinda gal, you see. A traditionalist. Straight out of the mid-20th century. She likes her cameras how she likes her men – no-nonsense point-and-clickers. The kind you have to wind up after each shot. She grew up in a small town with small town values. Where people take their time, people who […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
“All right you tadpoles, let’s go! Practice time! Everyone get on your Callaway Men’s Embossed Polo Shirts and get into the pool! Warm up with 50 laps!” “Coach?” “What is it, Tyson? Why aren’t you in the pool?” “It’s about these new uniforms.” “The polo shirts? What’s wrong? You’re water polo players, you need polo […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
Rod drove up to the house he’d shared with Sylvia for more than 20 years. The red spray paint was still visible from the day he’d asked her for a divorce. Saying she had not taken the news well could possibly be the world’s biggest understatement. Instead of kicking and screaming or even crying, she […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
Tim didn’t say anything besides hello. Michelle knew something was wrong, but she had to take Olivia to her Young Thespians Summer Drama Club meeting and Ella was a little fussy about having to go along, so there wasn’t really time to talk. Tim didn’t seem to want to talk anyway. He just grabbed a […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
“Yeah. Pretty neat, huh? I’m using an Optoma PT100 DLP PlayTime Projector to display a 60″ widescreen image of my mom on our living room wall.” “Okay…why?” “Because it only uses about 10% of the power that a 42-inch LCD TV would.” “More interested in the part about your mom being larger than life in […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
What is it in that Shirt.Woot shipping bag? It’s a shirt, right? Or is it? That’s just it; when it’s a random shirt, you really don’t know. Who can prove that what’s in your Shirt.Woot bag is not in a perpetual state of flux until you lay your hands upon it? Can you really be […]
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 // Woot
At first glance, you might not get excited about the idea of a sampler. Your average chain restaurant, for instance, might pile a tray full of various fried things smothered in cheese and encourage you to dive in to their “sampler.” With a wink and a nod they pretend you’re sampling flavors other than breading […]
