Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Todd knew he was making a mistake when he grabbed the bag off the table. He told himself it was a loan, a temporary loan without permission that might not have been given if he asked for it. And besides, hadn’t Michelle always raided his piggy bank when they were kids? At least once, if […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Hello, sir. I am sorry to interrupt your family’s dinner in this way, but we have a score to settle. My name is Camileo, and I believe you have my Toshiba 1080p Camcorder. Now, please assume your ready position so that I can fight you to the death for it. You refuse to fight me? […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
The way it went was that we all went to lunch, all of us except Kip – who would do that a lot, just kind of take some time alone at his computer. When we came back, he wasn’t there, and we would’ve thought he was somewhere eating alone, except all his clothes were draped […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
“Hey guys, so I just had the most ridiculous run-in with that Shredder guy who lives downstairs.” “Oh, no. He is such an aggro meat head. What’s his deal?” “Oh, the usual. ‘Turtle soup,’ something about a ‘TechnoDrome,’ and threatening to bring his two bros over to fight us again.” “Ugh. Did you tell him […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Look, we don’t need this hearing to take any longer than it needs to. I understand when the company issued me this Samsung 15.6″ Quad-Core Laptop it was explicitly stated that I could not browse any personal and/or “questionable” sites on it. But I wasn’t looking at anything untoward, I was completing company-sanctioned professional development.See, […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
“Look, I’m not going to lie to you. The moment I caught sight of that big one terabyte SATA hard drive of hers, I knew I had to have her.” “Monitor, stop! Oh my gosh, I am so sorry.” “What? What’s to be sorry for? You looked good. Healthy. Still do. You’ve got a lot of […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
Day 16 It’s taken more than two weeks, but I believe I have now gained the trust of those six jerk kids at the skate park. I have sacrificed so much for this, my greatest assignment, but a mall security guard takes the oath and never looks back. I am still probably pretty decently sure […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
Every once in a while, between requests to fix washing machines and unclog toilets, Nestoras likes to retire deep within the basement of the building to a small storage unit he liked to call “The Chamber Of Other People’s Crap.” Every super has one, though maybe not so colorfully named. It’s the place where the things left […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
“Oh, hi, Jake,” said Peter’s Mom. “I figured that would be you. Have a good day in school today?” “Yes, ma’am,” Jake answered as he dropped his bag near the door. “Peter’s downstairs, right?” “Sure is. He said you guys had big plans.” Peter was already preparing the helipad when Jake ran down the stairs. […]
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
What if I were to tell you that there is a place where you can find all the spices you’d ever need? And what if I were to tell you that that place were a mere 4 inches wide? Come with me! I’ll show you! Here it is! In the kitchen! The Swivel Store Deluxe! […]
